Rule #23

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by Tonks_legacy

by Tonks_legacy

YIKES.

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT HUNNY.

What time of year is it? Christmas time. You know what that means? Food. Lots of it. Now while you're eating all this food, you're most certainly (unless your metabolism runs faster than a bitch on steroids) going to gain some pounds.

If you know what I mean.

Then, you look on Instagram and scroll and see all of these beautiful models. Now you're thinking "damn i gotta lose weight".

Okay.

So. Fuck.

YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE GYM SUGAR BOO.

BUT IF YOU'RE IN COLLEGE LIKE ME, YOU SUFFER FROM A LITTLE KNOWN DISEASE CALLED..

DUN DUN DUNNNN

GYMTIMIDATION. Because you best be knowing that there are a bunch of sweaty, muscular guys there lookin at your ass.. or so it feels.

There are a few types of people that go to the gym:

1. The dumbass weight lifting meathead unattractive small dick energy fellas

2. That blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.. Angela

3. The sorority sisters who only do squats in the corner

4. A pack of angry baby boomers who have as many wrinkles as that adorable pug you passed on the way to brunch earlier.

5. All the other people who are "totally passionate about fitness"

NOW. There are a few ways to handle Gymtimidation.

When you walk into that god awful dungeon of dragons and smelly hot guys trying to hit on you, you need to have your GAME FACE ON.

My university designed our gym so that if you want to get to the track, you have to walk through the weight section.

GREAT.

All you gotta do is channel your inner Ariana Grande and walk in there like you're famous and they owe you money.Chin up, don't look at them, have your earbuds in but turn down your music in case they say something. (If they do, ignore it and taze them later).

If you're running like me, try and run past the men.

Because men are stupid and will feel inferior and the need to run past you. If they run past you, it's because their weak ass is trying to show off strength. All you gotta do is sway your hips and walk a lap because they aint shit.

Most of all, do your squats girl.

If another girl is judging you, snatch her weave and then hand her a weight loss plan because if she's spending more time in the gym judging you than working out, you're probably losing more weight than her anyway, and shes obvi confused.

Now go out there and get the body of your dreams.

love you, kisses.