Life as a Basic White Girl

Technically Rule #37

BOYS ARE FUCKING DUMB

Okay so there is this guy and i think i really like him and our personalities just click and uGH and we hung out last night until 2am and he was all

"I just wish I had someone who I could text at like 3am and they would come cuddle, im not into hookups". 

LET ME REMIND YOU. THIS DUDE IS IN COLLEGE. W H E R E ON EARTH DO YOU FIND A GUY WITH A MINDSET LIKE HIS

ANd we were fighting about which meme was better (big chungus or thomas the dank engine) and then i took his hat and we were play fighting which is cute as fuck

BUT

HE KEPT TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE MISSED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO HE BROKE UP WITH SIX MONTHS AGO.  AND HE KNOWS IM MOVING TO CALIFORNIA IN A FEW YEARS SO I THINK HES TRYING NOT TO CATCH FEELS OR ANYTHING

which makes me extremely upset because i want love too bitch

IDK UGH

someone send help

or maybe burn me alive

idk man college is fucking weird okay? Im a junior and i still feel too young for college lol

Also someone needs to teach the male species how to TAKE A HINT damn

Im walking around campus trying to look like a thiccy queen and i cant even do that because brad and his pack of aggressive vape bros will comment on the quality of my thighs.

A BITCH IS JUST TRYING TO LIVE. Honestly sometimes my life is like a bad coming of age novel. The description on the back of the novel would literally read: "Watch this stupid potato do dumb shit.. and then laugh at her as you read".

What even is supposed to get a mans attention? what do men like? WHy do THEY ACT OVERPRIVELEDGED WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS???? What do you want me to be, an LA BADDIE? DARE I SAY A VSCO GIRL???
in that case 

sksksksksksksksk and i oop and i oop HERES MY FUCKING SCRUNCHIE B R A D. 

ugh i need hope