Rule #2

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(TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY).

Wow. This feels like a sad Instagram attempt to not be ashamed of the further extension of my social media presence. But HAHA GIRL. Like a give any fucks. 

You know what I can't stand? Having a crush. Because, you like this person so so so much right? And then maybe you start snapping each other or talking and it makes you really happy. BUT THEN ONE DAY maybe you fuck it all up a little. And you think you're annoying them. BECAUSE THEYRE JUST PERFECT AND DREAMY. And you think you're not good enough. And then...

boom. 

IT RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY.

That is me right now. I have been good all day, waiting to send this handsome guy some streaks and so I eventually do. ALL HE SENDS BACK IS A PICTURE OF A WIRE AND A COFFEE CUP. 

LIKE

SORRY FOR COPPING A FEEL. APPARENTLY YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE SATANS ARROWS OF STABBING PAINS OF LOVE TO SHOOT ME DOWN AND CRUSH MY DISNEY PRINCESS FANTASY HOPES AND DREAMS. 

You know what this reminds me of? The day my twelve year old pre-pubescent self realized that I was never going to marry Harry Styles.

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