Bts Junghope ff -Jungle Boy-

Epilogue 2

*spectator pov*

"Where are the scissors?!?!"
"T-they're here!"
"ARGH!! WHO THE FUCK DROPPED THAT BOTTLE OF LUBE THERE???!!"
"Oh god, Tae-tae, you good?"
"Ouch"
"You know, it's actually supposed to hurt less with lube"
"Shut it!"
"Kekeke"
"...you guys, can't you be quiet once in a while?!"
"But hyung, Jin and Namjoon will be here in just a few minutes!"
"So what?Are they the queen?"
*ping~*
"THE CAKE!"
*foodsteps*
..
*coughing*
"How would you forget about the cake, stupid Jimin?It's your fault!"
"Hwww"
"Hold on, hold on.We can fix your cake."
"What do you know about cake.."
"You'll see"
...
"...Tae.. You know it'll still taste burned if you put sugar on it."
"ACHOOO"
"bless you hyung!"
"Bless you"
"Thanks"
"You go back to making the decorations, I'll fix the cake!"
*ruffle*
"Can I help you guys with something?"
"What?ugh!"
"Ahh~ let me see"
"No, it just stings a little, I need to finish this."
"Bullshit.How did you manage to cut yourself while cutting the cake anyways?"
"I don't know, for fucks sake, just that they are coming in just a few minutes and we aren't ready at all and-"
"Shush baby, everything looks fine, or did you work for days just to be not ready at all?"
"B-but the cake and-"
"It's perfect, they probably ate worms and beetles up till now, do you really think they'll even notice?"
"Uhhmm"
"Don't pout, you did absolutely amazing"
"THEN CAN I STOP MAKING THIS GARLAND??IT'S SO ANNOYING"
*sigh*
"Taehyung, just sit at the table while we're waiting for them!Don't touch anything and sit still for a moment.My hair is going to fall out at this rate.."
"Hyung, your hair falls out the most anyways, who do you think is all of the hair in the bathroom from?"
"Says the one why dyed his hair white and can't see at all now~"
"I can see!...a little.. Anyway it doesn't bother me"
"IT BOTHERS ME THOUGH!I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN WE'RE DOING IT-"
"TAEHYUNG SHUT UP!"
"Didn't I tell him to sit at the table?"
"Oof I gotta clean up the mess he made.."
"I'll help you"
*foodsteps*
"You-"
"How did you manage to get snippets everywhere??"
"I'll get the vacuum"
"Wait hyung, this way is-"
*loud noise*
"GAHHH"
"Hyung!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH! FROM NOW ON I WON'T ALLOW ANY LUBE IN THIS HOUSE!"
"But hyung.."
...
..
.
*ding doooong*
"HUH?!?
THEY'RE HERE!
HURRY!"
"Ugh, I'm trying, fuck, my tailbone hurts-"
*pang, shatter, grumble*
"Here it is.."
"Quickly!plug it in!"
"Why can't you always be like this-"
"Hyung!"
"Okay, okay, fine!"
*click*
*vrooom*
"THE HELL?!?WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE WHEN WE ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR"
"It's Jin"
"Who else would it be"
"Shouldn't we let them in?"
"When the entrance area looks like this?? No way!"
"They must be tired and-"
*pang*
"huh?"
*Pang*
"Huuuh?"
*PANG*
"We're here!"
"We can see that and you owe us a door now."
*plug out*
"....JIIIIIINNNNN"
"Don't worry yoongi, I'll pay for the door."
"Joonie!"
"The fuck!?Why is it always you getting greeted so happily?!"
"..you realize you just broke our door?"
"Because you wouldn't let me in!"
"Haaah..let's calm down for a moment."
"You better have prepared something to eat, I'm starving."
"Why is everyone like this today.."
"AH hold on hyung!the cake is falling apart!"
*pling*
"..what's with your eyes joon?"
"O-oh it's just..not a living being for once.."
"You really think so?I'm not that sure since Jimin and Tae cooked.."
"What's that?bread?"
"Stop poking it, love.We're not in the jungle, eat properly"
"Jins Korean improved"
"He was good from the beginning"
"I still don't get what he's saying at times"
"Mi'm ah mamural (I'm a natural)"
"Like now.
Anyway..
You know what'd taste good with this?
Katchup!"
"I told you to put sugar in it!"
"AACHOOO"
"Bless you hyung"

*A/N: Thanks for reading!*