Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Two Killers

Jeff complained all the way to lunch. "Damn, that test was hard!" 

"Agreed. Like, hello? Could ya possibly make it any harder?"

"Yeah. Also, that's what she said."

"Shut up!" I smacked his arm playfully. He flinched slightly, again, but this time not as much.

We walked into the line, where I saw Kate, "Hey!" I called.

"Hey!" she waved. I waved back.

Jeff and I talked for a bit, saying this or that.

"...So then I ended up in the office for stabbing Dylan with scissors! Like, he didn't even get cut!" I told him.

"Wow, that sucks. Man, I would've just killed him with those scissors."

"Heh, yeah." Omg, he's so hot.

"Who's hot now?" Jeff asked, seeming confused.

"Did I say that aloud again?"

"Yeah."

"SHIT!" I ran off, went to Kate, then came back.

"What?" Jeff asked.

"Uh, nothing!"

"Oookaayyy."

"Whaat?!" I put my hands up in surrender.

"Nothing, Nothing."

"Mmhm, okay," I said, suspicious, "So if you're Jeff the Killer, then why are you at school instead of killing people?"

"Becuase Slendy said I'm supposed to find someone to become the newest creepypasta."

"Slenderman?"

"Yeah."

"How often do you kill people?"

"Once a day. All those missing students are me."

"Cool."

"Yeah."

"How do you not get caught?"

"I have my ways," He smirked.

"Teach me!" I jumped in excitement.

"Alright, alright," Jeff said, obviously surrendering to me.

"YES!" I pumped my fist in the air, "When do we start?"

"Meet me in the courtyard by the big oak tree tomorrow before school."

"Okie."

***

The next morning I met him by the big oak.

"There you are! I've been waiting for--" Jeff checked his watch, "--five minutes."

"Sorry, my bus was late."

"I don't like to be kept waiting, but okay," he pulled out his knife, which surprisingly didn't have blood on it.

"Okay, first things first, cover your tracks. Wear gloves, or just don't touch them. Never leave fingerprints."

"Okay, cover tracks. Next?"

"Knife is best. Also, make sure there is nobody to watch."

"Okey. Next?"

"Next is that you always need to be stealthy. Get them when they least expect."

"Alrighty."

"Also, make sure you have a plan as to where to put the body beforehand and also if you get questioned to have a story made up. You also must be an excellent liar."