Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Cuddly Jeff

He leaned in, brushing his lips against mine. My eyes fell closed. I enjoyed the rush of excitement as he pressed me against the wall...

I woke up. Mostly. Light streamed in through the living room windows.

Oh,  guess I fell asleep.

I was on the couch. I saw Jeff at the end of it with an Xbox controller in hand, playing Minecraft. He was killing a bunch of villagers and setting their houses on fire.

"Hey, try using TNT," I suggested, still waking up from my nap.

"Oh, you're awake. Okay." he placed TNT in the middle of a house and ignited it, causing an explosion. It wasn't too big, just made a hole in the floor and walls. "Nice thinking."

"Thanks. I love to blow up villages."

"Heh, yeah?"

"Yeah."

"C'mon." Jeff picked me up like I was a feather and sat me down on his lap.

"What the fuck?"

"What? You don't like being in my lap?"

My heartbeat sped up.

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just not what normal people would do."

"Well, we aren't normal. Hell, we kill people!" Jeff laughed.

"True."

After sitting on his lap for about a minute, I began to feel something poking me in the ass, then realized what it was; Jeff's boner.

I blushed at this but managed to keep a straight face. He wasn't paying attention to me anyway. Thank god.

Although he must've noticed something was amiss because he resituated me so I couldn't feel it anymore a few minutes later.

Then Jeff surprised me by leaning his chin on my head while having his X-box controller in his hands.

Out of pure confusion, I said, "What the..."

"Oh, you don't want my head there?" he asked. He moved his head. I didn't agree with the movement and pulled his head back to where it was.

"Heh, guess you like that."

"Oooh, Jeff's girlfriend is in his lap!" BEN materialized, glitchy as always.

"Bitch shut the fuck up, she ain't my girlfriend. I don't even like her!"

Ouch.

But then, why was I on his lap? Why was he blushing?

I started to get up, but he grabbed me and held me in place.

"Okay then, no moving for me," I chuckled.

"Nope. You're staying right where you are."

"Oooh, Jeff and (Y/N) sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-"

"BEN! IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA KISS YOU!"

"EWW, JEFFERY COOTIES."

Jeff cracked up. He killed more villagers in Minecraft and blew up the houses, along with setting them on fire.

"Good job, Jeffy," Sally said, coming into the room with Laughing Jack.

"Thanks, Sally."

"No problem!"

"Do you want a lollipop?" LJ offered  Sally.

"Yeeaah!"

L.J. gave Sally a lollipop. She seemed to enjoy it very much.