Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Slendy got Pissy

A few days have passed and Jeff still hasn't woken up. I never left his side, unless it was mandatory. Slenderman respected that and didn't give me any missions.

And then I heard...

"(Y-Y/N)?" his voice was still hoarse, but strong. He wore only his black jeans, leaving his bare chest.

"Jeff?" I stood up and looked at him. His eyes weren't glazed over anymore and actually had some life to them. "I'm here."

He cleared his throat, "Come here, kitten."

I walked closer to him. He yanked me down and fiercely crashed his lips to mine.

Although surprised, I welcomed it. He was my lover and my life. Without him, I wouldn't be where I was today.

We were like that for a good couple of minutes before BEN walked in.

"Oh, come on! He wakes up and the first thing y'all do is make out? Seriously? When can I get my turn?" BEN griped.

Jeff pulled away and glared at him, growling, "Never! She's mine and only mine! Now fuck off, elf boy!"

I liked how protective Jeff was over me, but not overprotective. He's seen my skills, and he knows that I can take care of myself if need be.

But the fact that he called me his still made my heart soar, even though he's done it before.

"How about no, Joker reject."

"I'm not a Joker reject!" he snarled.

"Either you accept that or I steal your girl. You choose."

"Neither. And you will definitely not lay a finger on my kitten!"

"Aww, c'mon, it'll be fun!"

"Fun for me when I shove my foot up your ass!"

"Oooh, kinky," BEN swayed his hips and twirled his finger in his hair, mimicking a girl. 

And with that, he stood up. I saw his bandaged up chest, but he didn't seem to care about it. He grabbed his knife from the medical tray and turned to me, making sure I was still untouched by BEN. 

Our eyes locked, and he grinned.

Once he deemed that I was fine, he sulked toward BEN.

"Ooooh, I'm sooo scared." BEN mocked.

"That's it, Link. You. Me. Duel. Now."

"Aww, it wooks wike wittle Jeffy weffy is angwy." He used his baby voice, making Jeff further enraged. He hated children; said they always got in the way of his job.

Then, Jeff launched himself at BEN, who glitched through the attack. Jeff fell to the floor, rolling.

BEN, pissed off, glitched away for a few seconds. He came back with a sword. It looked like it belonged to Link from Legend of Zelda.

"That sword proves you're Link!" Jeff taunted.

"I actually stole it from him, thank you very much!"

I walked to where I could see them better. Jeff noticed and warned, "Kitten, stay back. This could get messy."

I didn't try to stop them. I knew there was no use. Both of them were as stubborn as mules.

I moved back to where I was. I wasn't scared or worried. If anything, I was pumped! Jeff could fend for himself. He was perfectly capable.

Jeff adjusted his knife and charged at BEN, who was already prepared. He blocked Jeff's attack with Link's sword.

Then, it was BEN's turn to strike. He aimed for Jeff's groin. Jeff, however, saw this and dodged. The sword collided with air.

"I'm going to get a hit eventually!" he promised.

"Suuure." Jeff eluded another attack. He threw his knife at BEN. He had watched Jeff prepare to fling it, so he was ready for it.

As soon as it was anywhere near him, he glitched through it. Must be nice, being an e-ghost and all.

Jeff retrieved his knife from the wall. He tackled BEN to the ground, pinning him. 

"I. Will. Win. This. Fight!" he chanted with each attempted stab, hitting him each time. BEN could only glitch so much before he needed to rest.

"No. You. Won't!" BEN returned, getting one good thrust of the sword into Jeff's arm. Blood was pouring. 

"What the hell is going on down here?" Slenderman teleported into the infirmary, his tentacles thrashing violently.

"BEN keeps trying to steal my girl!" Jeff angrily shouted.

"Jeff stole my girl before I was able to even have a chance with her!" BEN retorted.

 "Will you two dumbasses just stop?"

"Stop what? Loving my girl?" BEN 

"If that's what it takes! I'm so fucking tired of you two fucking fighting over (Y/N)! Let her fucking decide who she wants to be with! Or better yet, have everyone be single! Love shouldn't even be on a creepypastas' mind! We're all fucking murderers for fuck's sake! You three better clean up your acts or there won't be any acts to clean up!" Slenderman went off, yelling at all of us.

I shrunk under his voice. It was more demonic than ever.

To be honest, he scared the shit out of me, even in general. If he wanted, he could kill half the world's population in the matter of an hour or two.

However, I didn't like the part of his rant where he said "have everyone be single".

I didn't want to lose Jeff. I wanted to be with him for the rest of my life, no matter how long--or short--that may be.

He's what keeps my world going 'round.

"(Y/N) and I are never breaking up!" Jeff countered.

"Exactly! I love him and he loves me!" I backed him up.

Slenderman looked at the two of us. He saw our strong bond. He saw our unexplainable love.

Finally, he sighed. "Fine. I won't make you two break up. But, if any more fights break out for the same reason, I'd have to do something about it."

I released a breath I didn't realize I was holding and glanced at my boyfriend, then his rival. BEN winked at me. Jeff growled and tightened his grip on his knife, but remained still.

Slenderman shook his head and facepalmed passive-aggressively. "Did you hear anything that I said, Benjamin?"

I hadn't heard anybody call BEN by his whole first name.

Then, I found out why.

"You say that godforsaken name again, and I will personally murder you in your sleep!" BEN snarled.

"Hey, Benjamin!" Jeff taunted. I looked at him like, you realize what you're getting yourself into, right?

The way BEN glared at Jeff would haunt me in my dreams if I was still able to be scared by anything... that is, anything but Slenderman. He scares and intimidates everyone in his presence.

Except for Jeff. Jeff doesn't give a shit about Slender. Slenderman can be yelling at him with all his demonic shit and Jeff still wouldn't give a fuck.

"Come on, it's late and I'm tired," I urged him away from BEN. We headed upstairs and into our bedroom.

We cuddled.

Jeff muttered, "Go to sleep, my kitten," in his sexiest voice and kissed my neck. I giggled and snuggled closer to him. I had missed sleeping by his side for the few days he was passed out.

Eventually, we both fell asleep.

I had wonderful dreams of my lover.