Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Kate the Chaser?

"Kate the Chaser?" I asked, looking at her curiously. "I've never seen you here before, and I've lived here for about a year now."

"How do you know my name? Who are you?"

"Geez, no need to be defensive."

"Fine. Just answer my questions."

"Well, I'm (Y/N) (L/N), also known as (Creepypasta name). I know your name because I used to be a huge fan of Creepypasta. I don't know every single one, but I know a lot."

"Alright, (Y/N)," Kate mocked me, "Name one lesser known Creepypasta. You've got ten seconds."

"How about three?"

"All the better. You better hurry though, time is ticking."

"Rouge, Hobo Heart, and Glitchy Red."

"I haven't heard Hobo Heart in a while... Fine, (Y/N). You're a true Creepypasta 'fan,' " she made air quotes, "and I would assume that you're also an official one, right? Since, you know, Slenderman hasn't killed you yet."

"Yeah. Now for my question: Why haven't you been around for all this time?"

"Well, with Slenderman's permission, I took a year-long break from all the craziness here. Seriously, BEN and Jeff think it's a funhouse. It gets pretty mentally exhausting. However, it did take a little longer to get back than I intended it to. I was supposed to be back last month, but the fuckin' cops caught me killing somebody. Finally managed to escape, but it was a massive pain in the ass."

"So that's where you've been. I didn't like it when you left, or the whole time you were gone. Jeff has been driving me up the wall with his angst since (Y/N) arrived, and you haven't been there to keep him in check," Slender added.

"What? Did you guys miss me or something?" she gives Slenderman a weird look.

"I think w-we all did," Toby answered.

Then Jeff butted in with, "Well I sure as hell didn't. Do you realize how much shit I can get away with when you're not around?"

I burst out laughing, along with Toby, Clockwork, and Laughing Jack--who had just walked in with Eyeless Jack.

Kate, however, didn't think this was funny. She glared at us, then back at Jeff. "Are you fucking serious?"

"Hell yeah, I'm serious. What, you got a problem with it?"

"Yes actually, I do."

"Then suck my giant cock!" he retorted.

"Pfft- like I'd ever!"

I just about broke down in tears laughing. Then Sally walked in, looking as happy as ever.

"Kate!" the eight-year-old ran up to her and hugged her waist.

"Aww, I've missed you!" she hugged back for a few seconds. "Okay, okay, you can get off," she let go. I assumed that she wasn't the type for hugs.

"Aww, okay..." Sally looked disappointed.

"You can hug me!" I crouched down to her level. She instantly lit up and hugged me tightly.

We hardly interacted, as I was always busy with missions, training, or loving on Jeff, so she ate up any bit of affection I gave her. She probably was also deprived of that when she was younger...

Speaking of Jeff, I think the time we spent together made him softer in a way. He was still an ass to most, but he's been even more cuddly lately than he was whenever we first were a couple.