Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Limbo

It was like I was in limbo. I wasn't a full creepypasta, yet I had passed all the tests and wasn't a creepypasta trainee.

"Yo, (Y/N), can you do something for me?" BEN asked from the TV. We were in the living room.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Get me some headphones from my room and an MP3 player. I want to make dubstep music out of the game theme song," his voice glitched, like a scratched DVD.

"Mkay, and where would those be?"

"In my room, the third drawer on the left of the TV."

"Okie dokie."

I went into BEN's room, looking for the drawers. Since I seem to be blind, I had a hard time.

I finally found what he was talking about, and got the headphones and MP3 player.

"Got 'em!" I told BEN, coming into the living room.

"Good, now just throw them through the TV."

"Okay?" I was confused about how that would work, but I trusted BEN, mostly. Out of pure faith, I threw them at the TV, and to my surprise, they went through.

"Woah," I mumbled under my breath.

Jeff chuckled at this. I was surprised at how well his hearing was.

"Damn, you heard that?" I asked.

"Yeah, clear as day."

"Dang, you must have amazing hearing."

"I have heightened senses."

"You never cease to surprise me."

"The same could be said for you."

"Really?"

"Sure."

"J-Jeff, stop b-boasting. We all h-have abilities," Toby stuttered.

"T-T-T-Today, Toby," BEN's head popped out of the TV screen. He had the headphones on, which were blood red.

"B-Bitch," he replied.

"Chill out," Laughing Jack said, annoyed and coming into the living room

"B-BEN st-started it," Toby accused.

"I don't give a fuck who started it, I'm ending it," LJ growled.

"Okay. Rude," BEN rolled his eyes, which were black aside from red pupils. He went back into the TV. I saw what he was working on on the screen.

On it, there were music notes of all different kinds. Some, I didn't even know. The music sounded like the game music, but dubstep, which is what BEN had said he was going to do.

"Hey, BEN, add a dick!" EJ called over his shoulder, setting his drink down. It smelled of coffee.

"I would if that was a music note. Sadly, though, it isn't."

"Add it to the cover then, dammit!" Jeff commanded.

"Okay, okay. Damn, chill," BEN replied.

On the TV screen, I saw an HD penis. Ugh, boys.

"Why is there porn on the TV?" Slender demanded, coming into the living room.

"EJ and Jeff did it!" BEN called, poking his head out of the screen.

"What? BEN, you were the one to put it up there! I was only joking when I said 'add a dick'!" Eyeless ]ack defended.

"I only said add it to the cover! C'mon, guys gotta see a dick every once in a while!"

"I expect you three in my office in five," Slenderman's tentacles flailed behind him, rather agitated.

I heard the guys groan; they were in big trouble.

"Seriously, Jeff!" BEN blamed.

"Hey, blame EJ, he brought it up!" Jeff pointed to E.J.

"What? I was only joking!" he complained.

Jeez, they're acting like kids, I thought.

"Will you crybaby's cut it out! Damn, y'all giving me a headache," Laughing Jack intervened.

"Yeah, I'm with LJ here," I piped in.

"Fine," Jeff said. "But EJ started it"

"Did not! I was kidding." he implied.

"Well, y'all better go to Slenderman's office before he kicks yall's ass," I interfered.

"Well, he would probably kill us instead," Jeff said.

"Yeah, (Y/N) is right, let's go, guys," EJ motioned. All three walked down the hall, talking among themselves.

"Let's hope Slender doesn't kill those three," LJ shook his head.

"Yeah, I would hate for that..." because I just want to kiss Jeff and cuddle him... not like that's ever gonna happen.

There was still the penis on the TV. My poor virgin eyes.

"Hey, LJ, can you possibly turn off the TV before Sally comes in and sees this?" I asked.

"Sure," he replied. He grabbed the remote and hit the power button. The very HD penis went away, and I could look at the screen again.

"Thank you," I praised.

"No problem, want a lollipop? Don't worry, it's not one of mine."

"Sure!" I exclaimed. Laughing Jack handed me a root beer flavored lollipop.

"Thanks."

"As I said, no problem, child."

"Yeet," I blurted as I threw, or as you kids say it, yeeted, the wrapper to the trash can, where I should be.

"Good job," Jeff said, coming back into the room a few minutes later.

"So, what exactly did Slenderman say?" I asked.

"He just talked to us, slightly agitated. He said, 'no porn is allowed while Sally is in the mansion" BEN piped up.

"Yeah." Eyeless Jack said.

"So, BEN, you better change the cover of that song," Jeff smirked.

"Can do." He leaped into the TV and turned it on, but not before changing the cover to... kittens? Oh, these weren't cute kittens like you would often see. These kittens had missing ears, paws, or eyes.

It was awesome.