Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)

Dinner

It was dinner and I made spaghetti and meatballs. For EJ, I put human kidney pieces rather than meatballs.

If I was going to live here and become a creepypasta, I was going to have to win the hearts of everyone.

The table sat Jeff, Slenderman, EJ, LJ, Sally, BEN, and Toby. Not to mention me.

"Mmm. This is good, (Y/N)," Eyeless Jack complimented once I sat down with dinner, "You should make this more often!"

"Thanks!" I said, smiling.

I heard some rustling, so I looked over my shoulder only to be met with gazing human eyes from a dog. it looked like a husky, but creepier. Like, with a creepy smile.

I squealed and everyone just laughed.

"That's... Smile Dog... my pet," Jeff got out between laughs.

"THAT'S YOUR PET?!?" I screeched.

"Yup. He was eating dinner, too."

"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!"

"Haha, y-you should see th-the look o-on your f-face!" Toby said.

"Hmph," I crossed my arms, not pleased.

Slenderman spoke up, "(Y/N), Jeff, I expect you to meet me in my office after dinner."

"Yes, sir," I responded. I looked at Jeff. He looked at me. We both knew that it was about to happen.

"So, does (Y/N) want to try this?" EJ asked, pointing to a kidney piece.

"Uh, sure. I mean I have been curious as to what kidney tastes like..." I trailed off.

"Come on, try," he said, putting on on my plate.

Why not? I thought as I put it in my mouth and chewed. Everyone looked at me, including Slenderman, shocked.

"Damn, nobody's ever had the balls you do."

"It's not half bad. Not saying I want a plateful, but it's not horrible."

Jeff smiled at me, causing me to smile back. Was I blushing?

I stole another kidney piece from EJ, who chuckled at my liking to them.

"What?" I asked.

"You. You're hilarious. Nobody ever wants to eat human kidneys. That is, nobody but you."

"Hah. Okay, whatever. I'm stealing your secret stash." I said, joking.

"Mine." Eyeless Jack said, seriously.

"Fiiine."

Once dinner was over, I made my way to Slenderman's office.

"Come in, child."

I walked into his office and saw Jeff standing next to him.

"You wanted to see us?" I asked.

"Yes, it's about the sleeping situation."

"Yeah, I was wondering where I was going to sleep."

"You'll sleep in Jeff's room since you are his responsibility. I don't want you escaping."

"WHAT!" Jeff screeched.

"Do you have a problem, Jeffery?"

"Yes, I do. My room is my space

"I understand, but our guest room is currently, how do I say this, not in the best shape to sleep in."