I snuggled deeper into Jeff's chest, terrified. I heard his pounding heart. I felt his quick breaths. I could smell his cologne.
No matter what happened, I wanted to be by Jeff's side.
He petted my head, effectivly calming me.
"You say you respect my reputation, but won't let me lay a finger on Jeff. What you said contradicts itself. If you truly respect my reputation, then you would let me do what I do best!" Sexual Offenderman reasoned.
I was petrified, but also wanting to get fiesty!
Ain't nobody gonna touch my Jeff and live!
"Fine, then I don't respect your reputation. Leave my woods now and survive. If you don't, I'll have chase you out. Or worse."
"Like you have the guts to kill me!"
"You're right, I wouldn't kill my kin."
"See? You're just a pussy!"
"Say that again and I'll rip your throat out!" Slenderman's voice echoed very loudly.
"P-U-S-S-Y!" Offenderman spelled out just to get Slender angry.
"That's fucking it!" And with that, I heard footsteps fading away, followed by yelling and swearing.
"You think they're gone?" I asked Jeff after a minute.
"For now. Let's get out of here before they come back," he urged. I nodded.
He climbed off the bed, and I followed. He grabbed the key from his pocket and unlocked the padlock. The door opened, making only a little squeak.
Hopefully, not one loud enough to alert Offenderman.
I noticed the sun was setting. Damn, we'd been in there for several hours.
Wow, had time flown, I thought.
"Come on, hurry," Jeff whispered. He grabbed my hand and started jogging.
I jogged beside him as we made it back to our little meadow. I think it was January, since there were dried leaves on the ground, along with the occasional stick or log.
"The mansion's this way," he led me to it.
"Got it," I replied.
"We're gonna make it out of this alive. Slendy's got our back."
"Well, I better hope so. He needs us, after all."
"Well, maybe you. He could go without me, since I always talk back and make trouble for him."
"We all need you, Jeff. Especially me."
"Yeah, I couldn't bear to leave you on your own, or for BEN to get. He's already made a move on you once, I won't let it happen again."
"That's my Jeffy weffy."
"Call me that again, and I'll kill you," he smiled.
"You wouldn't kill your girlfriend," I teased.
"I sure hope not. If I did, I would feel so guilty that I'd probably kill myself... Oh, lookie there, we're back!"
"Thank goodness," I sighed in relief.
"Yup," he smiled. "Now, come on. We don't want to get caught out with our pants down!"
I snorted.
"Aww, that was cute."
"No, it wasn't!" my cheeks flushed.
Jeff opened the door, picked me up bridal style, and carried me inside.

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Two Murderers (Jeff the Killer x Reader)
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