Chapter 3: Patrol

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Officer Wayne in the Parking Lot...

Officer William: Get inside the car Rookie.

Officer Wayne gets in the car...

Officer Wayne: Why are you still calling me Rookie, we've been Partners for five long years.

Officer William: I woke up on the silly train this morning.

Officer Wayne: Good morning Partner.

Officer William: It was quite a morning Partner.

I woke up to a Moose in my Shower dancing to the Macarena.

Officer Wayne: Is that a Joke?

Officer William: Yes, the Moose ate my Shampoo.

Officer Wayne: You should write a book, you are funny Partner.

Officer William driving around...

Mexican Drug Dealers shooting Black Drug Dealers...

Officer William: It looks like we got a winner.

Officer William pulls over...

Officer William runs out of the car...

Officer Wayne runs out of the car...

Officer Wayne: Drop the weapons and get your hands up!

Officer William: And don't forget to do the Hula Dance.

Mexican Drug Dealers shooting at the cops...

Officer William calls for backup...

Officer Wayne shooting all the Drug Dealers...

Officer Wayne: Clean up on Isle 6.

Officer William: Yeah, I called about that too.

Officer Wayne: Can I drive?

Officer William: Yeah, backup will be here soon, let's tape the crime scene area so no dumbass gets any ideas of messing with the bodies.

Officer William tapes the crime scene area...

Officer Wayne drives around...

Black Woman yelling at her Neighbor...

Officer Wayne walks towards the Black Woman...

Black Woman: You can't hide in there forever you coward!

Officer Wayne: What's wrong?

Black Woman: My Neighbor had sex with my Husband and refuses to open the door, I will kick her ass!

Officer William knocking on the door...

Morgan: Go away, you crazy Bitch!

Officer Wayne: This is the West Virginia Police Department, open the door or I'll open it for you!

Morgan: Fuck you cops, I'm not going anywhere without an apology from the crazy Bitch accusing me of having sex with her deadbeat Husband.

Officer William: Open the door now mam!

Morgan: Go away!

Officer William kicks the door down...

Officer William: Drop the knife!

Officer Wayne: I won't hesitate to shoot you!

Morgan drops the knife...

Morgan: I only wanted her to leave me alone!

Detective William: She refused?

Morgan: She has a bad attitude problem every time her deadbeat Husband comes home drunk.

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