Nob: You owe me money.
Woman: No I don't!
Nob: I say you do.
Wild Dogs kills the Woman...
Nob laughing...
Seven minutes later...
Detective Solus: This Woman was attacked by wild dogs.
Detective Brits: Captain Jones wants us to solve this as soon as possible, I have a bad feeling about this case.
Detective Solus: Are you scared of Dogs?
Detective Brits: I'm even scared of K9's.
Meanwhile...
Detective Wayne: Good morning Detective Kanoo.
Detective Kanoo: You woke me up to question the Woman's family, I'm in a real cranky mood Partner.
Detective Wayne: Great.
Captain Jones: A Witness said a guy who was bald had two dogs near him, he may be our suspect.
Detective Wayne: I'm a flying Taco Salad.
Detective Wayne walks to the car...
Detective Kanoo walks to the car...
Sixteen minutes later...
Detective Kanoo banging on the door...
Nob's Wife opens the door...
Nob's Wife: What are two Detectives doing here?
Detective Kanoo: Nob's Dogs killed a Woman.
Do you know where that Pinhead is?
Nob's Wife: I filed for divorce after that bastard had my first dog pregnant, I heard he's in a Hotel room.
Detective Kanoo: Thanks for the cooperation mam.
Twelve minutes later...
Detective Wayne knocking on the door...
Nob opens the door...
Nob: West Virginia Police Department?
Detective Wayne: Get your hands up Nob!
Nob: Why?
Detective Wayne: Your Wild dogs killed a Woman.
Nob: I know nothing about that.
Detective Kanoo: You better get your hands up.
Nob: Shut up or I'll turn you both into Pancakes!
Detective Wayne: Don't forget the syrup asshole.
Nob gets agitated...
Nob swings a punch...
Detective Wayne beats the Coconuts out of Nob...
Detective Wayne handcuffs Nob...
Detective Kanoo: You have the right to two sugars in your morning Coffee, no milk and no Pancakes.
Nob: Shut up Bitch!
Detective Kanoo punches Nob in the face...
Meanwhile...
Detective Solus: We got a call about a Toddler walking on the sidewalk alone wearing just a diaper.
Detective Brits: Well that sounds exciting.
A few minutes later...
Toddler walking around the neighborhood...
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
