Detective Wayne: We were called here about a suspicious guy throwing away a half eaten corpse.
Detective Kanoo: Great, Cannibalism.
Detective Wayne checks the Dumpster...
Detective Wayne: It's a half eaten Dog!
A few minutes later...
Captain Jones: The Mayor wants us to deal with this situation pronto before the CNN Clowns show up.
Detective Kanoo: A half eaten dog doesn't sound like a story CNN would be interested in unless they would somehow accuse Donald Trump of eating Dogs.
Detective Wayne: Well this would be a very tough case.
Captain Jones: I'll have the whole unit on this case.
Meanwhile...
Detective Solus: There's at least twenty people in West Virginia that are known Dog eaters.
Detective Brits: One of them is a Senator.
Detective Solus: We might as well start with that creep.
Detective Brits: Let's go break some bones!
Seven minutes later...
Detective Niles knocking on the door...
Senator Smith opens the door...
Senator Smith: Detectives?
Detective Foreman: Did you eat half a Dog?
Senator Smith: No, I quit eating Dogs awhile ago and I never waste food.
Detective Niles: Oh okay.
Eleven minutes later...
Detective Solus banging on the door...
Mechanic opens the door...
Mechanic: Hello Detectives!
Detective Brits: Did you eat a half of a Dog?
Mechanic: Why would you ask such a weird question?
Detective Solus: We are Investigating a half eaten dog who was found in a dumpster and you eat Dogs.
Mechanic: I quit weeks ago, I don't eat Dogs anymore.
Detective Brits: Okay.
Mechanic: You can capture your culprit tonight.
Detective Solus: What do you mean?
Mechanic: Tonight at the Park there will be a Dog Eating Festival, they tried to Invite me earlier but I said no.
Detective Brits: You made the right choice.
A few hours later...
Swat comes to the Festival...
Swat Captain: We are shutting down your Dog Eating Festival, any of you Pinheads stays here will be arrested!
Dog Eating Cultists starts Shooting at Swat...
Swat Captain calls Murder Investigations...
A few minutes later...
Detective Wayne gets out of his car shooting...
Detective Kanoo gets out of the car shooting...
All the Dog Eating Cultists dead...
Chief Naivety: I'm hoping one of those bodies was the one who was responsible for the half eaten Dog.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
