Curtis puts his clothes in the Washing Machine...
Luciana laughing...
Curtis: What's so funny?
Luciana: You are naked.
Curtis: Darn, I put my underwear in the Washing Machine, are you going to put your clothes inside?
Luciana: Yes, but I'm keeping my Undies on.
Lizzie: It's 4 in the morning and Curtis is butt naked!
Curtis: Go back to sleep.
Lizzie: I'm too amused to go back to sleep.
Misses Wayne: What's going on out here?
Curtis, why are you naked?!
Curtis: I put my Underwear in the Washing Machine.
Misses Wayne: No one wants to see you naked, get some clean underwear on, and all of you go back to bed!
A few hours later...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit kidnaps two children...
A few minutes later...
Detective Wayne: The Tighty Whitey Bandit strikes again.
Detective Sims: This time he kidnaps two kids.
Detective Wayne: All the Kids underwear are gone.
Mother: My two boys are doomed!
Mother crying...
Father: It's going to be alright we will have our boys back.
Detective Wayne: It seems your kids have Tighty Whitey Bandit Comics, were they fans of his?
Father: Yes, they wanted to be just like him stealing Tighty Whites from their classmates and giving out wedgies, they even got five seasons of The Amazing Tight Whitey Bandit, now someone is kidnapping children and their Tighty Whites, I hope he's not a Pedophile.
Eight minutes later...
Little Boy watching TV...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit kicks the door down and ties the child with a rope...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit gives the boy a Wedgie...
The Boy screaming in pain...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit steals all the Boy's underwear...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit walks away...
A few minutes later...
Captain Kelso: This case is weird, The Tighty Whitey Bandit brought back the children he kidnapped with a bad case of Atomic Wedgies, this case needs to be solved immediately or I'll start throwing stink bombs.
Detective Solomon: Don't worry Captain, we are on the case, no one escapes from our wrath without a beating.
Detective Niles: What she said.
A few minutes later...
Little Girl playing in her backyard...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit gives a girl a Wedgie...
Little Girl screaming...
Mother: Get your hands off my daughter's underwear!
Mother grabs her Shotgun...
The Tighty Whitey Bandit climbs a fence and escapes...
Six minutes later...
Detective Solomon: Are you okay?
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
