True Crime: West Virginia

Chapter 14: Karate Kids

Detective Brits: What case are you on?

Detective Solus: The same case as you I suppose.

Detective Wayne spits out the coffee...

Detective Wayne: Who crawled in my coffee and died?!

Detective Kanoo: Detective Wayne, you are funny.

Chief Naivety: Detective Wayne, we got a case for you.

Detective Wayne: What is it Chief?

Chief Naivety: Two Karate Kids killed a Drug Addict.

Detective Wayne: Now that's a true crime.

Detective Kanoo: Do you need more Coffee?

Detective Wayne: I already mourned my taste buns after I drank that coffee, that Coffee tasted like someone died.

Detective Kanoo: Always with the jokes.

Detective Wayne and Kanoo gets in the car...

Detective Wayne drives to the crime scene...

Seven minutes later...

Detective Wayne: Those kids Karate Chopped these two guy's heads off, this looks very personal.

Detective Kanoo: Both the Kids who did this were only 9 years old, they have a very extreme teacher.

Meanwhile...

Detective Solus at the Night Club...

Night Club Security Guard: No cops allowed!

Detective Brits: Excuse me?!

Night Club Security Guard: You heard me.

Detective Solus beats the lion kings out of the guard...

Detective Brits walks inside the Night Club...

Drug Dealers starts shooting...

Detective Solus: It seems we got ourselves in a big fight.

Detective Brits runs outside and calls for backup...

Detective Brits: Almost everyone inside are drug dealers.

Detective Solus: We should have added Niles.

Detective Niles arrives...

Detective Niles: Let's go in there and kill some Pinheads.

Detective Solus: I like your style Detective Niles.

Detectives runs inside shooting...

All the Drug Dealers dead...

Twelve minutes later...

Detective Wayne at the gun range...

Detective Kanoo walks to the gun range...

Detective Kanoo: Your crazy Wife called to let you know Curtis has homework.

Detective Wayne: Crazy is right, my Wife is a true crime.

Detective Kanoo: Anyways, I got a tip about a cranky old man that blew up a Police Helicopter with a Bazooka.

Detective Wayne: What has West Virginia become?

Detective Kanoo: A Warzone of crazies.

Detective Wayne: I'm almost done shooting all the Leprechauns, I'm sure Solus and Brits can help you.

Detective Kanoo: You are a lousy Detective.

Detective Wayne: I love you too Partner.

Eight minutes later...