Doctor Longshot: I called you over here to help me cremate these three kids who recently died.
Nurse Vellum: What did you do to the kids?!
Doctor Longshot: I didn't do anything to them.
Nurse Vellum: Excuse me?!
Doctor Longshot: They died of food poisonings that gave them Cancer, now help me burn the body bags.
Nurse Vellum calls 911...
A few minutes later...
Detective Roads: Doctor Longshot, you are under arrest.
Doctor Longshot: I didn't kill them!
Detective Foreman: We will talk about that at the Station, for now you are under arrest.
Detective Foreman Handcuffs Doctor Longshot...
Ten minutes later...
Lieutenant Wayne: You said you didn't kill those kids.
Doctor Longshot: The Cook killed those kids.
Sergeant Sims: Why do you say that?
Doctor Longshot: Because I examined their bodies before putting them in body bags, the cause of death was Food Poisonings, this one's bad since food poisoning gave the kids Cancer, please save the other kids.
Ten minutes later...
Sergeant Sims: Are you the cook at this Hospital?
Cook: I sure am.
Sergeant Sims: You are under arrest for murdering three kids, your poisoned food gave kids Cancer!
Cook: That's impossible!
Lieutenant Wayne: Why do you say that?
Cook: My Assistant Mary cooked the food because I needed to get to a Job Interview.
Mary: Is everything okay?
Lieutenant Wayne: Get your hands up Mary!
Mary: What is this?
Sergeant Sims: You gave three kids food poisonings that lead to their death, get your hands up!
Mary gets her hands up...
Lieutenant Wayne arrests Mary...
Forty minutes later...
Detective Foreman: You are in a lot of trouble Mary.
Mary: I didn't do anything it was Peter Pan!
Detective Roads: Don't joke about killing three kids.
Mary: I demand a Lawyer and a Latte.
Detective Foreman: Well I demand a confession.
Mary: Fine, I killed those three kids, can I get my Latte?
Detective Roads: Sure.
Detective Roads pours cold Coffee on Mary...
Mary: I will sue you all!
Detectives leaves the Interrogation room...
Lieutenant Wayne: It's great to see my Detectives going all cowboy on these evil criminals.
Sergeant Sims: Until we get sued.
Lieutenant Wayne: Goldilocks will be sued before us.
Meanwhile...
Doctor Longshot carries a naked child to the Morgue...
A few minutes later...
Nurse Vellum: Why are three kids naked in here?
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
