Crier: I'm a drunk Rockstar!
Crier plants a bomb at a McDonald's...
Crier drives home...
Janitor: Someone forgot their condom on this bun.
McDonald's blows up...
Ten minutes later...
Detective Juliet: Why am I investigating an arson case?
Detective Foreman: The Janitor was inside the building.
Detective Andrea: Is there camera footage anywhere?
Detective Foreman: It's hard to see but it looks like a Fireman, he walked like he was drunk.
Meanwhile...
Fire Captain: You are late Crier!
Crier: I was drunk and I went to bed late.
Fire Captain: Don't think you can make excuses.
Crier: I'm sorry sir.
Fire Captain: Dismiss!
Ten minutes later...
Captain Wayne: Fire Captain, I got bad news.
Fire Captain: And you are?
Captain Wayne: I'm Captain Wayne of the MIU.
Fire Captain: You must be here about the McDonald's Fire, the only one absent was Crier, he was drunk.
Captain Wayne: You know the drill, I must arrest him.
Crier dancing in the parking lot drunk...
Crier: I'm an animal being chased by a bear!
Detective Roads: Crier, get your hands up.
Crier: No can do Officer, I'm a dancing robot!
Detective Foreman Arrests Crier...
Seven minutes later...
Lieutenant Sims: This one is a real Psychopath.
Detective Juliet: He's been singing Jingle Bells in the Interrogation room in a Hindu Accent.
Lieutenant Sims: Can you get him to sing another song?
Detective Juliet: Yes, Lieutenant Sims.
Detective Juliet enters the interrogation room...
Crier: Did my beautiful voice lured you in cop?
Detective Juliet: You wish.
Crier: I blew up a McDonald's and came to work drunk.
Detective Juliet: So, you know why you are here.
Crier: Nope, can I get some Nachos and Cheese?
Detective Juliet: Pay attention Crier.
Crier: I did nothing but I had a bomb in my hand.
Detective Juliet: You said you blew up a McDonald's.
Crier: I did blow it up with my imagination.
Detective Juliet: Are you pleading Insanity?
Crier: Hold on Officer, I'm still drunk.
Detective Juliet: You were drunk last night!
Crier: And like I said I went to work drunk.
Detective Juliet: The Insanity plea is still on the table.
Crier: I'm not crazy, I'm just a drunk bunny rabbit.
Detective Juliet: Well you are under arrest for murder.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
