Chapter 8: Kidnapping

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Woman watches TV...

Kidnapper kicks the door down and beats the woman...

Six minutes later...

Captain Jones: A Kidnapping case was on my desk this morning, I want to call Missing Persons real quick.

Captain Jones calls Missing Persons...

A few minutes later...

Detective Solus: Missing Persons gave us a Missing Persons case?

Captain Jones: Is Detective Brits ready?

Detective Brits: I was waiting for Detective Kanoo.

Captain Jones: Detective Kanoo is Detective Wayne's Partner, stop playing games.

Detective Solus: Let's get this over with.

Sixteen minutes later...

Detective Wayne: Why are Feds looking in my Desk?

Detective Kanoo: They were looking for your Cookies.

Detective Wayne: Some Partner you are.

Detective Kanoo: I tried to intervene but they pepper sprayed me and threatened to take my Badge.

Detective Wayne: Bastards.

Chief Naivety: Hello Detective Wayne.

Detective Wayne: Are you a Fairy?

Chief Naivety: Are you day dreaming Detective?

Detective Wayne: Only when I'm talking to you.

Detective Wayne laughing hysterically...

Detective Kanoo throws a Banana at Detective Wayne...

Detective Kanoo: Snap out of it Detective Wayne!

Detective Wayne: What did you put in my Coffee?!

Detective Kanoo: Moonshine.

Detective Kanoo laughing...

Chief Naivety: Enough horsing around Detective Kanoo!

Seven minutes later...

Detective Solus knocking on the door...

Detective Solus: Open the door, this is the WVPD!

Kidnapper: Stay away Cops, I got a dead Hooker in here!

Detective Brits: Open the door now!

Kidnapper: Don't make me pull the trigger!

Woman screaming...

Detective Solus kicks the door down...

Detective Solus shoots the Kidnapper in the head...

Detective Brits unties the Woman...

Woman: Thank you for saving me Detectives.

Detective Brits: Who was that guy?

Woman: I never met him.

Detective Solus: Should we drive you home Mam?

Woman: That would be so kind of you Detectives.

Eight minutes later...

Detective Kanoo: Are you going somewhere?

Detective Wayne: There's another Kidnapping.

Detective Kanoo gets in the car...

Detective Wayne drives to the crime scene...

Twelve minutes later...

Kidnapping #2: If you scream you die.

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