True Crime: West Virginia

Chapter 71: Mafia

Don Alberto: I have asked you twice to execute someone but you failed to kill the target, I'm disappointed.

Capo Loco: Please give me another chance!

Don Alberto: I shouldn't have to ask twice for an execution from my own Capo.

Capo Loco: I will finish the job Don Alberto.

A few minutes later...

Capo Dugi: Should I kill that insect?

Don Alberto: Be discreet, I want it to look professional.

Eight minutes later...

Capo Loco kills Don Frappuccino...

Capo Dugi: Good job Capo Loco.

Underboss Luigi: You two were asked to return to the boss while I make scrambled eggs out of Don Frappuccino, don't be late Pinheads.

Ten minutes later...

Lieutenant Wayne: I'm asking to see Don Alberto.

Enforcer Richie: No cops allowed.

Lieutenant Wayne: Listen up you old fool, you better let me in or I'm going to drop you like a fly.

Enforcer Richie: Don Alberto doesn't want Pigs in the house, it's a rule which came from Don Anchovy.

Lieutenant Wayne kicks the door down...

Lieutenant Wayne arrests Enforcer Richie...

Sergeant Sims puts Enforcer Richie in the car...

Don Alberto: You better have a good reason for coming here cop, I have business to deal with soon.

Lieutenant Wayne: Your Capo recently killed Don Frappuccino.

Don Alberto: Which one Detective?

Lieutenant Wayne: Can I question them both?

Don Alberto: I need them for business.

Lieutenant Wayne: Don Alberto, I want this to be quick.

Don Alberto: I need my Mafia to kill some insects!

Lieutenant Wayne: Do you know I'm a MIU Lieutenant?!

Don Alberto: Yes, you can look the other way around.

Lieutenant Wayne: Get your hands under your back.

Capo Loco: My boss wants me to whack a guy.

Lieutenant Wayne: And if you were smart you would ignore his request or I'll be the one doing the whacking.

Capo Loco: Come on man, you don't have to be like that.

Lieutenant Wayne: Actually, I do, as a Police Lieutenant I get to punch the burritos out of your mouth and you have to sit there and take it like a man, now I got my suspect.

Lieutenant Wayne takes Don Alberto to the car...

Capo Dugi: We can't let you leave with our boss.

Lieutenant Wayne: One way or another this Pinhead is going to Prison, if you don't want to join him you would back off!

Capo Dugi: Capo Loco has been very nice, now I must shove a Pizza on your fucking face Copper!

Lieutenant Wayne kicks Capo Dugi unconscious...

Lieutenant Wayne drives to the station...

A few minutes later...

Underboss Luigi: You are getting on my nerves!