Chapter 79: Baby Fight Club

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Hank changes Reese's diaper...

Frank changes Evan's diaper...

Hank: Now boys, if you want your chocolate bars back you must fight each other to the death!

Reese and Evan fighting...

Evan kills Reese...

Frank: Evan was always stronger than Reese.

Hank: I always knew Evan would win.

Frank: You know what to do with the dead body.

Hank: We need some more boys.

Frank: I got a few candidates that want to destroy Evan.

Hank laughing...

Hank: I always wanted to have a son stronger than Evan.

Hank buries Reese's dead body...

A concerned neighbor calls the Police...

A few minutes later...

Neighbor: I know my neighbor is running a baby fight club, my neighbor teaches babies Kong Fu and Karate.

Detective Foreman: Where's the parents?

Neighbor: They were abandoned at birth, they were trained to fight other babies to the death.

Detective Andrea: You knew about this but didn't report it to the police sooner?!

Neighbor: I was mostly speculating about the fights.

A few minutes later...

Hank: No I do not encourage babies to kill.

Detective Roads: I think you bribe them with candy.

Hank: No one cares about these babies but me.

Detective Johnson: Is that why you run baby fight clubs?

Hank: Yes, I give these babies opportunities to be Kong Fu champions, this was the first time a baby died.

Detective Roads: I'm shutting down your operation.

Hank: I was going to change career paths anyways.

Detective Johnson: Really?

Hank: A baby died that's bad business.

My clients won't trust me after Reese's death.

It's not my fault baby Evan likes breaking bones.

Detective Roads: You taught him those moves.

Hank: No, Frank teaches the babies Karate and Kong Fu.

Detective Roads: What do you do?

Hank: I'm the referee and business owner.

Detective Johnson: You are equally guilty.

Hank: Yes, I know, I will take responsibility, so will Frank.

Meanwhile...

Detective Foreman: Do you enjoy seeing babies break baby bones or do you feel guilty for what you've done?

Frank: Neither, I don't teach Kong Fu or Karate to babies.

Detective Andrea: Hank said you taught the babies.

Frank: He's trying to save his own butt.

Detective Foreman: What do you do?

Frank: I only film the fights.

Meanwhile...

Detective Roads: Frank said you taught the babies to fight.

Hank: He's lying, arrest that lying piece of crap!

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