True Crime: West Virginia

Chapter 13: Highway Patrol

Highway Patrol Officer pulls over a Mother...

Mother: Don't worry Kids, I'll kill the Pig.

Highway Patrol Officer: Mam, do you know how fast you were going?

Mother: Yep and I'll go faster if you keep harassing me.

Highway Patrol Officer: Get out of the car.

Mother: Why?

Highway Patrol Officer: Because you are an Asshole.

Mother shoots the Highway Patrol Officer...

Son: Mommy, can I pee on his corpse?

Daughter: I have to pee too!

Mother: No, we have to go home now!

Mother drives home...

Ten minutes later...

Captain Jones: Detective Wayne, this is Detective Wav he will be your Partner when Kanoo isn't here.

Detective Niles: A Highway Patrol Officer shot in the face.

Detective Wayne: It looks personal.

Detective Niles: The Captain wants our reports.

Detective Wayne: He seems desperate today.

Detective Niles: I forgot Detective Wav was here.

Detective Wav: I'm sure you did.

Detective Wayne: Today is too long to remember names.

Twelve minutes later...

Captain Jones: Detective Solus is going after Misses Stonewall for killing a Highway Patrol Officer.

Detective Wayne: Anyways, what happened to Nob's Dogs?

Captain Jones: Nob has a life sentence and the Dogs were shot dead by concerned Neighbors, it's a crazy situation.

Detective Niles: Is that what Detective Kanoo is doing?

Captain Jones: Yes, Kanoo is going after the Neighbors.

Detective Wayne: What to do now?

Captain Jones: Finish your reports.

Meanwhile...

Detective Brits takes the Kids to the Van...

Misses Stonewall: You can't take my Kids!

Detective Solus arrests Misses Stonewall...

Meanwhile...

Detective Kanoo arrests the concerned Neighbors...

Detective Kanoo: What a frustrating day.

Detective Kanoo returns to the station...

Meanwhile...

Detective Solus: You are in a lot of trouble Misses Stonewall, why did you kill a Highway Patrol Officer?

Misses Stonewall: I didn't kill anyone.

Detective Brits: Don't lie to us Misses Stonewall.

Misses Stonewall: You can't prove I killed anyone.

Detective Solus: We got you on video shooting a Highway Patrol Officer, now you are going to tell me why.

Misses Stonewall: He harassed me!

Detective Brits: No, he simply asked you why you were Speeding and you shot him for it.

Misses Stonewall: In my day, cops didn't pull people over for going 45 MPH on a 40 MPH highway.