Black Lies Matter Leader: It's time to kill all Crackers!
The Black Lies Matter Terrorists killing people...
Swat Cars arrive...
Swat Captain: Get on the ground assholes!
Swat starts shooting at Black Lies Matter Terrorists...
Detective Wayne arrives...
Detective Sims: What is going on here?
Swat Captain: War, we are dealing with racist terrorists.
Black Lies Matter Activist: Kill the Crackers!
The Black Lies Matter Terrorists shooting at Swat...
Swat and the Detectives returns fire...
Detective Wayne: They had no insurance and no ID.
Detective Sims: Like any war they will regret starting it.
Ten minutes later...
Mayor: Today West Virginia was attacked by Black Terrorists, I have authority from the President to send all Black Lies Matter Terrorists back to Africa to avoid any more bloodshed.
A few minutes later...
Captain Kelso: There's a homeless man claiming he's selling Leprechauns, I need the Wild Goose Chasers.
Detective Foreman: I'm your Wild Goose Chaser.
Detective Solomon laughing...
Detective Solomon: Good luck with that.
Captain Kelso: I said Wild Goose Chasers.
Detective Solomon: I have to be part of it too?!
Captain Kelso: Yes, now go my golden Giese.
A few minutes later...
Homeless Man: Leprechauns for sale, 50% off all pets.
Detective Foreman: You're selling chained Midgets?!
Homeless Man: No, they are Leprechauns!
Detective Solomon: What's the difference?
Homeless Man: They had a pot of Gold and their wearing Green, I proved Leprechauns exist!
Detective Foreman: You are under arrest for selling Midgets for 25 cents, I hope you rot criminal scum!
Detective Solomon arrests the Homeless Man...
Eight minutes later...
Captain Kelso: Did you find some Leprechauns?
Detective Solomon: No, I found a Homeless guy selling 5 Midgets for 25 cents, Foreman and I arrested him.
Captain Kelso: Well than, I guess we are back on our primary case, no more goose chasing for us.
Ten minutes later...
Black Lies Matter Activist #1: Black lives matter!
Black Lies Matter Activist burns a Black Church...
Police Cars arrive...
Officer #1: Don't move Terrorist Scum!
Black Lies Matter Activist #2: Roast the Pigs!
Black Lies Matter Activist #3 uses his flame thrower...
Officer #2 firing his gun...
Officer #1 firing his gun...
Detective Niles arrives...
Black Lies Matter Activist #4: I'm going to have pig tonight, kill all white people and cops!
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True Crime: West Virginia
Tajemnica / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
