Evan: This is a nice Tank Tack.
Tack: Thank you, we can go for a joyride.
Evan and Tack gets in the Tank...
Tack drives the Tank to a Firehouse...
Evan blows up the Firehouse with the Tank...
Evan: Now that's a spicy burrito!
Tack: I see dead bodies!
Evan: May someone call a medic!
Evan and Tack laughing...
A few minutes later...
Detective Andrea: This is a true crime!
Detective Foreman: So many dead firemen.
Detective Andrea: We need to find whoever did this.
Ten minutes later...
US Army General: My Tank was reported stolen.
Chief Wayne: Stolen?
US Army General: Two guys were having a joyride.
Chief Wayne: Do you know these two guys?
US Army General: A guy named Tack left the Army years ago, his wife works at Dyno Tech Industries.
Five minutes later...
Detective Foreman: Are you Tack's wife?
Tack's Wife: Yes, my husband isn't here.
Fart: Mommy, where is the vending machine?
Tack's Wife: I'm sorry my son's nanny called in sick.
Detective Foreman: Hey kiddo, what's your name?
Fart: My name is Fart!
Detective Foreman: Fart?
Tack's Wife: My husband thought it would be appropriate, I heard Fart is a baby's name for both Boys and Girls but my son wants to keep Fart as his name.
Detective Foreman: I can't imagine a baby girl with the name Fart, that just sounds so wrong.
Tack's Wife: Everyone farts so it fits perfectly.
Detective Foreman: Anyways, Tack is a suspect in a firehouse explosion, he and his friend killed many Firemen.
Tack's Wife: I need to take Fart to the vending machine.
Fart lifts his leg up and farts...
Don't fart in public!
Fart: Sorry mommy.
Detective Foreman goes to his car...
Six minutes later...
Evan: What should we do now?
Tack: I want to go to my wife's work and blow up her work to show my son what I feel about his farting!
Evan: Wait, you want to kill your own son?
Tack: Yes, he's annoying always farting at home.
Evan: Please don't do this.
Tack: Either you are with me or get out of my Tank!
Evan pulls out a gun...
Evan: We are going to blow up a Mental Hospital!
Tack: You think aiming a gun at me will change the situation?!
Evan: I will shoot you!
Tack: Fine, but after we blow up a Hospital I'm killing my son, he needs to learn the consequences for farting.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
