Chapter 33: Detective 3rd Grade

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Captain Jones: Hello Detective Wayne, Chief Naivety has just promoted you to Detective 3rd grade.

Detective Wayne: Awesome!

Detective Kanoo: I just heard the good news.

Captain Jones: You two will investigate Mike Guru's men.

A couple hours later...

Emmy: When I find Mike Guru I will kill him myself.

Josh laughing...

Josh: Mike Guru is not worth our time.

Emmy: I'll tell you who's worth our time and who isn't.

Josh: Calm down.

Emmy: Don't tell me to calm down.

Josh: I'm going to kick your ass!

Emmy fighting Josh...

Detective Wayne arrests Josh...

Detective Kanoo arrests Emmy...

Detective Wayne: I'm sorry for interrupting your tea party but we need to question you two clowns.

Ten minutes later...

Detective Kanoo: I have a meeting so Detective Niles will be your partner until I come back.

Detective Wayne: See you later.

Detective Niles: It's good to be working with you Detective Wayne, now we can kick some butts.

Assassin: I see you Officers.

Assassin starts shooting...

Detective Niles and Detective Wayne returns fire...

Assassin dies...

Detective Niles: What a strange dude.

Detective Wayne: At least he won't be bothering us.

Detective Niles: That's something.

A few minutes later...

Captain Jones: You got a big target on your back.

Detective Wayne: We know that.

Detective Wav: Chad Hinter is getting brave.

Captain Jones: A little too brave.

Detective Wayne: There's only one more guy to arrest.

Detective Wav: Let's arrest Doctor Pinker.

Detective Wayne and Detective Wav walks to their car...

Detective Wayne drives to Doctor Pinker's Hotel...

Doctor Pinker: You are saying my dog died of Diabetes?

Janitor: Yes, and now my Lawyer is dancing on my desk.

Doctor Pinker: Your Lawyer was Gabriel Green, right?

Janitor: Yes, Gabriel Green has a Toaster in his pants.

Doctor Pinker: Well I should go back to my room before my assistant, Doctor Wine goes haywire.

Doctor Pinker goes to his room...

Detective Kanoo searching Doctor Pinker's room...

Doctor Pinker opens the door...

Doctor Pinker: Get out of my room asshole!

Detective Kanoo: My name is Detective Terra Kanoo, you are under arrest for the murder of Tina Wong.

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