Nicolai shooting Security Guards...
Nicolai steals all the Jewelry...
Nicolai goes home...
Nicolai drinks a beer...
Nicolai: All those diamonds are mine!
A few minutes later...
Detective Kanoo: It looks like we missed the party.
Detective Brits: So many dead bodies.
Detective Kanoo: Our Lieutenant wants this dealt with.
Detective Brits: We are the best Detectives in the WVPD.
Detective Kanoo: We'll solve this case.
A few minutes later...
Nicolai robs a bank...
Nicolai: No one can stop me!
Nicolai drives home...
A few minutes later...
Detective Brits: The idiot wrote down his own address.
Detective Kanoo: This just got interesting.
A few minutes later...
Detective Kanoo knocks on the door...
Georgie opens the door...
Georgie: What's up?
Detective Kanoo: Are you Nicolai?
Georgie: There's no Nicolai here Twilight.
Detective Kanoo: Are you high on pot?
Georgie: Don't dis me Twilight, I eat them quire boys for breakfast and they still don't give me protein.
Detective Kanoo: Where is Nicolai?
Georgie: Nicolai was drowning in my toilet this morning.
He went to the mailbox in the afternoon and died.
I called 911, he went to the Morgue as the Coroner was doing the Cha, Cha, Cha dance, I thought he was high.
Detective Kanoo: You aren't funny, tell me where he is!
Georgie: Keep your wig on Twilight, he's in the backyard.
Detective Kanoo walks outside...
Nicolai: Dam, it's the Donut Patrol here to add sprinkles!
Detective Kanoo: Get your hands up!
Detective Niles: Get your hands up Nicolai!
Nicolai gets his hands up...
Detective Kanoo arrests Nicolai...
Detective Kanoo: Thanks for coming Detective Niles.
Detective Niles: I thought your partner was Detective Wayne.
Detective Kanoo: Detective Brits didn't retire.
Detective Niles: Why?
Detective Kanoo: He's in a different unit but is taking Wayne's place since Wayne has the Flu.
Detective Niles: I can be your partner for now.
Detective Kanoo: That would be lovely.
Detective Niles: If you day so.
A few minutes later...
Detective Kanoo: Chief Naivety?
Chief Naivety: Detective Niles will be with Brits.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
