Mercenaries with Tanks blows up a Police Station...
Officer Hagger calls MIU...
Meanwhile...
Detective Foreman: My first day on the job on this unit turns out to be the day I have my first extreme murder case.
Captain Jones: Have fun Detective.
Twelve minutes later...
Detective Niles: You witnessed the crime?
Officer Hagger: I sure did Detectives.
Detective Foreman: What did you see?
Officer Hagger: A Tank blowing up the Police Department, I'm only alive because my Partner asked me to bring in Donuts to all the Officers inside.
Detective Niles: What can you tell me about the Tank?
Officer Hagger: The Tank had the word Ocean on it.
Detective Niles: Just Ocean?
Officer Hagger: Yeah.
Detective Foreman: Hopefully that will lead us somewhere, we can take you to our station if you like.
Officer Hagger: Thank you so much Detectives!
Meanwhile...
Detective Kanoo: You came here early.
Detective Wayne: I was busy on today's case.
Detective Kanoo: I heard about the Tank.
Detective Wayne: Ocean Tank Corps isn't open till 3PM.
Detective Kanoo: I got you covered partner, Ocean Tank Corps's CEO Martin Woodpecker lives on Sunday Street.
Detective Wayne: I'll grab my coat and we can kick some butts and wow I need more Coffee today.
Thirty minutes later...
Detective Kanoo knocking on the door...
The Butler opens the door...
Butler: What is it Detectives?
Detective Wayne: Is Martin Woodpecker home?
Butler: He's in the backyard shooting Pigeons.
Detective Kanoo: You do know that's a crime, right?
Butler: What do you want with Mister Woodpecker?
Detective Wayne: One of his Tank's blew up a Police Station this morning, we need to ask him questions.
Butler: I'm afraid Mister Woodpecker is too busy shooting Pigeons to care about your Police Station.
Detective Wayne: Excuse me?!
Butler: You are excused.
Detective Wayne: Let me talk to Mister Woodpecker or I'll kick your ass all the way to France Pinhead!
Butler takes the Detectives to Mister Woodpecker...
Martin Woodpecker: What do you want Butler?!
Butler: These Detectives wants to talk to you about today's incident with your Tank sir.
Martin Woodpecker: Well they can go fuck themselves, I'm trying to get a high score killing Pigeons!
Detective Kanoo: Get your hands up!
Martin Woodpecker: I will do no such thing.
You Cops will clean my shoes and my Toilet.
Detective Wayne: If you don't get your hands up I'm going to put your head in your dirty Toilet.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
