Bomb Specialist: There's a bomb in this Baby's diaper.
Mother: Who could have done this?!
Bomb Specialist: I'm not sure.
The next day...
Captain Kelso: Today we are helping the bomb squad with a brutal case of bombs in babies' diapers.
Detective Jon Brik: Has there been any sign of a murder?
Captain Kelso: No but now we are preventing a murder.
Detective Wayne: This isn't a MIU case.
Captain Kelso: Part of our job is preventing murders.
Detective Wayne: Oh okay.
Thirteen minutes later...
Swat moves into the building...
Detective Solomon: There's a bomb in your baby's diaper, we are here to prevent your baby's death.
Mother panicking...
Swat defuses the bomb...
Swat Lieutenant: The bomb was defused Detective.
Detective Solomon: Excellent.
Ten minutes later...
Detective Foreman: We possibly got a lead.
Detective Niles: What do you have?
Detective Foreman: An address to a possible bomber.
Ten minutes later...
Detective Wayne banging on the door...
Detective Jon Brik: Open up, it's the MIU!
Ex Bomber opens the door...
Ex Bomber coughing...
Ex Bomber: What do you want Detectives?
Detective Wayne: Are you the guy going around putting bombs in baby's diapers?
Ex Bomber: No, I retired ten years ago.
Detective Jon Brik: Get your hands up!
Ex Bomber coughing and getting his hands up...
Ex Bomber: You are making a big mistake Detectives.
Detective Wayne puts the Ex Bomber in handcuffs...
Detective Wayne: I hope you rot criminal scum.
Six minutes later...
Lawyer: Which one of you idiots arrested my client?
Detective Wayne: Only a bad person would be a Lawyer to that asshole, he was convicted of putting bombs in his son's diaper and laughed as he pushed the button.
It was so bad the baby exploded into a million pieces.
Lawyer: That was sixty years ago, he's now 80 years old.
Detective Jon Brik: Your client is a sick bastard.
Lawyer: I'm going to sue this Department!
Detective Wayne: Keep smacking your lips off your client is guilty and we will prove it.
Lawyer walks away...
Detective Jon Brik: Oh well the case is solved.
A few minutes later...
A woman screaming...
Detective Solomon: The baby exploded and apparently, he had a stinky diaper before he exploded.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mister / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
