Chapter 47: The Bomb In A Diaper

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Bomb Specialist: There's a bomb in this Baby's diaper.

Mother: Who could have done this?!

Bomb Specialist: I'm not sure.

The next day...

Captain Kelso: Today we are helping the bomb squad with a brutal case of bombs in babies' diapers.

Detective Jon Brik: Has there been any sign of a murder?

Captain Kelso: No but now we are preventing a murder.

Detective Wayne: This isn't a MIU case.

Captain Kelso: Part of our job is preventing murders.

Detective Wayne: Oh okay.

Thirteen minutes later...

Swat moves into the building...

Detective Solomon: There's a bomb in your baby's diaper, we are here to prevent your baby's death.

Mother panicking...

Swat defuses the bomb...

Swat Lieutenant: The bomb was defused Detective.

Detective Solomon: Excellent.

Ten minutes later...

Detective Foreman: We possibly got a lead.

Detective Niles: What do you have?

Detective Foreman: An address to a possible bomber.

Ten minutes later...

Detective Wayne banging on the door...

Detective Jon Brik: Open up, it's the MIU!

Ex Bomber opens the door...

Ex Bomber coughing...

Ex Bomber: What do you want Detectives?

Detective Wayne: Are you the guy going around putting bombs in baby's diapers?

Ex Bomber: No, I retired ten years ago.

Detective Jon Brik: Get your hands up!

Ex Bomber coughing and getting his hands up...

Ex Bomber: You are making a big mistake Detectives.

Detective Wayne puts the Ex Bomber in handcuffs...

Detective Wayne: I hope you rot criminal scum.

Six minutes later...

Lawyer: Which one of you idiots arrested my client?

Detective Wayne: Only a bad person would be a Lawyer to that asshole, he was convicted of putting bombs in his son's diaper and laughed as he pushed the button.

It was so bad the baby exploded into a million pieces.

Lawyer: That was sixty years ago, he's now 80 years old.

Detective Jon Brik: Your client is a sick bastard.

Lawyer: I'm going to sue this Department!

Detective Wayne: Keep smacking your lips off your client is guilty and we will prove it.

Lawyer walks away...

Detective Jon Brik: Oh well the case is solved.

A few minutes later...

A woman screaming...

Detective Solomon: The baby exploded and apparently, he had a stinky diaper before he exploded.

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