Misses Wayne: Luciana has bad gas today.
Detective Wayne: She keeps farting?
Misses Wayne: Yep.
Detective Wayne: Now that's a true crime.
Misses Wayne: By the way Curtis is wetting the bed.
Detective Wayne: I don't think I should repeat myself.
Misses Wayne: Curtis says he's having nightmares.
Detective Wayne: That is normal.
Curtis Wayne drinking Orange Juice in the Kitchen...
Misses Wayne: Curtis, I told you before no drinks.
Curtis Wayne: But I'm thirsty.
Misses Wayne: Get ready for School.
An hour later...
Detective Kanoo: We got a case.
Detective Wayne: What's the case?
Lieutenant Kelso: A sick bastard is going around killing people and diapering their dead bodies.
Detective Wayne: That is awful.
Lieutenant Kelso: I want you two on this case.
Detective Wayne: What about my case?
Lieutenant Kelso: There's time to solve this case.
Detective Kanoo: Do we have backup?
Detective Solus: Hello Detective Kanoo.
Detective Kanoo: Why Solus?
Lieutenant Kelso: Because he's a 1st Grade Detective.
A few minutes later...
Detective Wayne: He's targeting children too?
Detective Kanoo: Yes, eight-year-old George in Huggies Diapers, it looks like it was used before the suspect diapered George's dead body, sick bastard.
Detective Solus: The suspect loves to put dead bodies in dirty diapers he got on EBAY, we will go to Walt's Apartment and question him first, our prime suspect.
A few minutes later...
Detective Brits: I was waiting for you.
Detective Solus: Just like old times.
Detective Wayne knocks on the door...
Walt: Get off my property assholes!
Walt grabs his Shotgun and starts shooting...
Detective Kanoo kicks the door down...
Detective Wayne shoots Walt...
Detective Kanoo arrests Walt...
Eight minutes later...
Walt: You got the wrong suspect.
Detective Wayne: Why did you shoot us?
Walt: Because Detective Solus is a Maniac.
Detective Kanoo: What do you mean?
Walt: Detective Solus arrested me before but last time he beat me with his Night Stick, I'm an innocent man.
Detective Wayne: Do you know who our suspect is?
Walt: Andrew Walton is your suspect, he was like me.
Ten minutes later...
Lawyer: Is it true?
Detective Solus: What do you mean?
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
