Chapter 31: Mister Ugly

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District Attorney: We have no weapon on Typhoon.

Lieutenant Kelso: I know, and he has no insurance.

A few minutes later...

Detective Wayne: Mister Ugly walks again.

Detective Kanoo: That's a true crime.

Detective Wayne laughing...

Detective Wayne: Mister Ugly is now our prime suspect.

A few minutes later...

Mister Ugly: I heard the cops put you in a slammer.

Mister DJ: I heard they are after you.

Mister Ugly: Why?

Mister DJ: You know where Chad Hinter is.

Mister Ugly: Chad Hinter is a clown in clown shoes.

Mister DJ: Chad Hinter kidnapped a cop's daughter.

Mister Ugly: Chad Hinter usually burns his victims.

Mister DJ: He tried but the little girl escaped.

Mister Ugly: Escaped, you mean that little bitch is alive?!

Detective Kanoo: Get your hands up Mister Ugly!

Mister Ugly: Oh no, it's the fucking Police!

Mister Ugly runs inside a closet...

Detective Wayne: It's great to see you Mister DJ.

Mister DJ: I hope you aren't here to bust me.

Detective Wayne: No, it's just weird seeing you and Mister Ugly together, he usually drowns clowns like you.

Mister DJ: Go fuck yourself Officer Rudely Pants!

Detective Kanoo: It's over Mister Ugly.

Mister Gunshot: I'll kill you Coppers!

Mister Gunshot starts shooting...

Mister Ugly escapes with Mister DJ...

Detective Wayne: You got some nerve to scare away our suspects, now I'm going to kick your ass!

Mister Gunshot: Not today Copper!

Mister Gunshot continues to fire his gun...

Detective Wayne and Detective Kanoo returns fire...

Mister Gunshot dies...

Detective Kanoo: He's dead and we have no suspect.

Detective Solus: We got Mister DJ.

Detective Brits: We were glad to do your Job for you.

Detective Wayne: We still don't have Mister Ugly.

Detective Brits: You are taking this too personal.

Detective Solus: Cool your jets Detective Wayne.

Detective Wayne walks to his car...

Mister Ugly Shoots Detective Kanoo...

Detective Kanoo screaming...

Mister Ugly: I want you to beg me not to kill you.

Detective Kanoo shoots Mister Ugly...

Mister Ugly falls down...

Mister Ugly screaming...

Detective Kanoo: I won't give you the satisfaction.

Mister Ugly: I will escape and I'll be coming for you!

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