Chief Wayne: The Chief retired and the Deputy Chief resigned so I was promoted to Chief.
Lieutenant Sims: That's great news.
Meanwhile...
Toddler walking around the neighborhood in a stinky Pullup...
Joel: Whose parents let Toddlers roam at 2AM.
Eddy: The Toddler is wearing a poopy Pullup, we should intervene and clean him up and find his mother.
Joel: That's fine by me as long as we can protect him.
Eddy: Hey Kid, where's your mother?
The Toddler looks at Eddy...
Toddler: My Mommy was murdered by Ninjas!
Toddler crying...
Eddy comforts the Toddler...
Joel: We can give you a warm bath and give you clean clothes, I'm sure you don't feel comfortable in that Pullup, we'll be your guardians for now.
Toddler looks happy and agrees...
Eddy takes the Toddler to the Bathtub...
Eddy starts the Bath...
Eddy pulls down the Toddler's Pullup...
Eddy: When did you get a circumcision?
Toddler: A what?
Eddy: You know, when the doctors worked on your Penis.
Toddler: Oh that, I got a Circumcision a month ago.
Eddy: Did it hurt?
Toddler: It hurt a lot and it hurt to pee.
Joel: Why is your Pullup full with Poop?
Toddler: The Ninjas killed my Mommy in the Bathroom.
Eddy: Yikes.
Eddy lifts up the Toddler and puts him in the Bathtub...
Joel: Do you like bubbles?
Toddler: Yes!
Joel pours a whole bottle of Bubbles in the Bathtub...
Toddler playing with the Bubbles in the Bathtub...
Joel walks to a phone and calls the Police...
Five minutes later...
Chief Wayne: You don't have extra clothes for him?
Eddy: We can't afford anything now Officer.
Joel: He seems to be having fun in the Bathtub.
Chief Wayne: I'm counting on you to clean his body while I get him some new clothes, I'll be back in an hour.
A few minutes later...
The Toddler watching Power Rangers rapped up in a Towel...
Eddy: Are you hungry kiddo?
Toddler: Yes, what's for dinner?
Joel: Camel Noodle Soup.
Toddler: What's a Camel?
Joel: It's a big animal with one or more humps.
Toddler: So, it's like a Horse?
Eddy: You know what a Horse is?
Toddler: Mommy used to own a Horse.
Joel: I see.
Chief Wayne enters the house and looks at the Toddler...
Chief Wayne: It's time to get some clothes on you kid.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Mystery / ThrillerA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
