Chapter 49: The Witch Trial

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Pastor Nixon: Today we got a young mother who violently turned her son into a Cheese Burger.

Her mouth is covered so she won't kill us.

What does the Witch plead?

Jury: Guilty!

Pastor Nixon: Execute the Witch!

The Jury hangs and burns the Witch...

Pastor Nixon dancing in front of the victim's body...

Ten minutes later...

Detective Niles: Are you Pastor Nixon?

Pastor Norman: No, I'm Pastor Norman, there is no Pastor Nixon at this church, whoever it was trespassed.

Detective Foreman: Do you have Cameras?

Pastor Norman: No, this is God's house.

Detective Niles: We need to plant Cameras to capture this suspect, he's killing young women.

Pastor Norman: Fine, I'll close the church for a week.

Detective Foreman: Thank you Pastor Norman...

Ten hours later...

Pastor Nixon: This 12-year-old child turned her six-year-old brother into a Cat, what does the Jury say?!

Jury: Guilty!

Pastor Nixon: Burn this 12-year-old Witch!

The Jury burns the 12-year-old girl...

Five minutes later...

Detective Wayne: Do you know him?

Pastor Norman: His name is Jack Rigor.

Detective Wayne: Jack Rigor?

Pastor Norman: He's a Satanist that was arrested years ago, for worshipping Satan in my church.

Detective Jon Brik: Why is he now called Pastor Nixon?

Pastor Norman: My Cat's named was Nixon.

Ten hours later...

Pastor Odal: This six-year-old boy killed his sister using Witchcraft burning his sister to ashes, what does the jury say about this evil child?!

Jury: Burn him!

Detective Wayne: Get your hands up Jack Rigor!

Pastor Odal: I'm not Jack Rigor, I'm Pastor Odal!

Detective Jon Brik: Get your hands up murderer!

Detective Jon Brik arrests Pastor Odal...

Jury: Kill the cops!

Kill!

Kill!

Kill!

Detective Wayne shoots the Jury...

Ten minutes later...

Pastor Odal: I have nothing to say to you.

Detective Wayne: You will tell me why you killed those people, why did you kill all those people?!

Pastor Odal: I didn't kill anyone!

Detective Jon Brik: Did you tell the Jury to kill?

Pastor Odal: The Jury only executes murderers.

Detective Wayne: You mean innocent children!

Pastor Odal: Their Witches, they killed their family!

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