Detective Kanoo: You expect me to believe this?
Tony: I was raped by a Chinese Woman.
Detective Wav: What's her name?
Tony: Her name is Sing Song.
Detective Wav: This isn't our unit since we only solve murders, since you're alive I'll pass this to DRU.
Tony: What's DRU?
Detective Wav: Dedicated Rape Unit.
A few minutes later...
Captain Jones: We got a lead on a guy that works for Chad, his name is Henry Eagle, he's a drug dealer.
Detective Wayne: Do we need a Narcotics Cop?
Captain Jones: No, you can deal with this alone.
Detective Wayne drive to Henry Eagle's house...
Henry Eagle: Are the drugs here?
Mob: Yes, the drugs are all in this box.
Henry Eagle: Burn it, we can't have evidence.
Detective Wayne: Henry Eagle, get your hands up!
Henry Eagle laughing...
Henry Eagle: Are you a cop?
Henry Eagle burps...
Mob: He's a Drunk Buffoon.
Henry Eagle: Shut up Mob!
Mob: He's not my client anymore Detective.
Henry Eagle: A cop is in my home eating Donuts.
Henry Eagle laughing...
Detective Wayne handcuffs Henry Eagle...
Mob: I'm not getting in your way Cop.
Detective Wayne: I appreciate that.
An hour later...
Captain Jones: Good work arresting Henry Eagle.
Detective Wayne: Henry Eagle was drunk when I arrested him, he's not going to be much help.
Captain Jones: Lieutenant Kelso is questioning him.
Detective Wayne: Where's Detective Kanoo?
Captain Jones: She is calling DRU for a rape victim.
Detective Wayne: The Victim isn't dead?
Captain Jones: Nope, he was raped by a Chinese Woman.
Detective Wayne: That's rare.
Meanwhile...
Doug gives Curtis a wedgie...
Doug: Say uncle or I'll pull harder!
Curtis punches Doug in the face...
Curtis fighting Doug...
Teacher: Stop fighting!
Curtis: Doug gave me a Wedgie!
Teacher: Why did you give Curtis a Wedgie?
Doug: It's fun to dominate him.
Teacher: Apologize and play nice.
Doug and Curtis plays Tag...
Meanwhile...
Detective Wayne: Are you John Eagle?
John Eagle: Yes?
Detective Wayne: I arrested your brother but he's too drunk to give us any information about Chad Hinter.
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True Crime: West Virginia
Gizem / GerilimA Little Girl was kidnapped and assumed dead. Detective Robert Wayne of the Murder Investigations Unit(MIU) is assigned to the case to get to the truth about his Daughter's murder. Welcome to Charleston West Virginia. Just so you know this story is...
