Tokyo Ghoul one shots

Hidden sweets (Haise x Kuro!Juuzou)

Note: This was made due to a request. Hope you enjoy it!

"Suzuya! We gotta get to the meeting!" Cries out Hanbee Abara toward Suzuya. The other three members start whispering to think of the solution for Suzuya to stop running off. "Don't wanna!" Juuzou says blissfully, still in high speed. "I'm craving some snacks, and that boring room has jack!" He says in a playful manner.

And with that comment, a certain squad member, Keijin Nakarai, comes up with how to convince the carefree squad leader. "Sasaki will be there...!" Suddenly, Juuzou stops in a very cartoon-like manner. If you heard well enough, you probably would hear the sound of tire screeching. Juuzou then turns his whole body around to face his squad.

"Ya serious...?" They all nod, almost in unison. "Alright, free snacks here I come!" And with that, he books it toward the direction of the meeting. Still was going to be late though, but better than not showing up, period.

Juuzou makes it to the entrance for the meeting room, but waits for the rest of his squad to catch up. They were kinda slow getting here, which Juuzou found funny. They were fast and strong enough to fight of ghouls on their own, and yet they struggled catching up to him. The power of snacks is indeed amazing.

Once they are there alongside him, Juuzou goes in through his typical way. Slamming the doors open. At this point, this was for enjoyment reasons and excitement reasons. And the very first person he sees, is the one he was hoping in seeing.

"Juuzou!" Cries out Sasaki. "Haise!!!" Juuzou goes up to him, gently patting his clothes to check for the goods. What will they be this time? Juuzou manages to find quite a haul. Five salted snacks, and seven sweet treats. "Yos! Thanks again Haise!" Sasaki gives a wide smile, giving a thumbs up.

Juuzou knew he could count on Haise. After all, somebody with cotton candy hair, and smells a lot like cookies most of the times you see them, is bound to be so giving, right?

The meeting starts, and it's all about yet another ghoul problem. Typical. Juuzou was bored, he wanted to create some fun. But fun that was limited from hurting others. A promise made through an old superior. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to think of other things to do. He's done it multiple times before, what could possibly stop him? He thinks of a lot of questions in his head.

'What if a dog and cat created offspring together?' 'If possible, would scientists create animals to become more like ghouls?' 'Do worms sleep?' 'If there was a choice to be eaten by a cow or a ghoul, how many people would choose a ghoul?'

Juuzou liked his own questions, mainly because he knew others wouldn't be able to give an answer. He liked it that way, he doesn't want these questions answered, he wanted them to stay unknown. A mystery.

'Why can't animals talk?' 'What makes a pig have a curly tail?' 'Do candies flavored hair exist?' Then, a question that's a bit unexpected comes up.

'If someone would kiss Haise, would he taste like honey or sugar...?' Juuzou didn't really have much of a thought about this one, since he could answer the question on his own.

The meeting has finished. Everybody bows to one another for goodbyes. Juuzou talks with his squad to discuss plans for later today. He felt like Raman today. So they all bow, and head out for other duties. Juuzou looks around to see only Haise himself inside the room with him.

Juuzou walks up to him. "Oh, Juuzou! What did you think about the meeting?" "Boring." Haise laughs. "Yeah, I thought so!" Juuzou looks around, no one else in sight, perfect!

"Hey Haise?" "Hmm?" "If someone you know does anything you consider awkward or embarrassing to you, would you eventually forgive them?" Haise pauses to think of an answer. An honest one at least.

"Well, I guess it just depends on the person." Juuzou sighs with relief. "Oh, ok good." "Why do you ask?" Juuzou pauses.

"Well, could you, like, kneel down?" Haise shrugs. "Alright, sure!"

He then puts his palms onto his knees to bend over. "Why am I doing this?" He asks in a jokey manner. "Just wait a sec..." With barely any emotion, Juuzou plants his lips onto Haise's lips. This experimental kiss has lasted for just about 3 seconds.

Once his lips are off, Juuzou comments to himself loud enough for Haise to hear. As if it was meant to be heard.

"Huh, you don't taste like any candy I've ever tasted. Not even one that could ever actually exist. You just taste like...pork? No! Like...cooked rice?" Haise still frozen in shock. "Well, I guess it was worth finding out. See you later Haise!" Juuzou waves goodbye, as if nothing actually happened. And he gone!

Sasaki just stands there in shock and embarrassment. He could feel his face warming up. Boiling in fact. He covers his face with his hands, and shakes like a puppy.

'Ahh! I can't believe he did that, and he didn't even care!' He starts rolling on the ground. Realizing another thing. 'Did I actually like it?! Oh my goodness...' Still rolling around and covering his face, he says out loud. "Am I gay?! But he's just so cute!" He stops rolling, and clenches his chest. "His lips...so soft, and so warm..." He gets up from the ground.

"No...no, he was just experimenting. Nothing else... Than...why does that thought feel so unsettling?" Did Haise wanted it to be something else? Or was he relieved that it was merely experimental? It felt so unfair either way however.

Hey, author here. Just wanted to apologize if I have been misinterpreted any of the characters, so yeah, please do point it out if it is the case. Also, once again thanks for reading!