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Amy's pov

"You need to get out more," Kat said as we lounged on her couch sipping some wine.

"The people out there are just not my type."

"You have been single for way too long! Just go on a random app and see what happens. The worst thing that could happen is that they are a complete ass and you get a free dinner out of them."

"No, the worst thing is that they kidnap me and rape me or kill me!"

"You watch the news too much. but come on, I'll even make one with you. We can double date!"

"Do you really think someone is going to want to click on my profile?"

"You are going to have so many guys clicking on your profile!"

"Ugh, fine but if I don't like it I am deleting it."

"Deal."

I got my phone and we made our profiles.

"There, it is basic, but I feel like it is really me," I said showing her my phone.

"Good, now start finding people to match."

I swiped through the 100's of guys finding a few that looked date-worthy.

"How are you doing over there?" I asked taking another sip of my wine.

"I got some good matches."

"Your matching already!"

"You are not?"

"No."

"They must be asleep."

"All of them?"

"Give it time, they are probably scared shitless that an attractive woman clicked on their page. Let's watch some chick flicks while they are getting the balls to click on your page."

I put my phone down nodding my head, I don't remember the end of the movie but when I woke up my phone was filled with guys wanting to talk to me.

"Ahh! Too many people!" I threw my phone on the other end of the couch.

"You don't have to talk to them all, just go through and see who you want to talk too."

I grabbed my phone and picked through the list. There are like 5 people who I would like to talk to.

I sent them the same message, a simple Hello. After breakfast, my phone went off.

KingMark69-Hey 😉

"Gross, look at his name." I showed Kat.

"You clicked on his name."

"I don't remember."

"We had like a bottle and a half of wine, just say hi and ask how he is."

"Ughhh."

Pebbles- "How are you?"

I looked at his pictures while I waited for a response.

"Great, they are all shirtless and he is doing that ironic sexy face."

"Maybe he is doing that ironically."

KingMark69- Much better now that a sexy lady like you is talking to me.

Pebbles- are you always like this?

KingMark69- like what?

Pebbles-never mind you don't see it.

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