Mini Skit #7 (ft. Selina Kyle)

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Jeremiah: It's fortunate that I didn't reduce you to a lunatic with my insanity gas and then into a pile of Swiss cheese, Wayne. 

Bruce: And I then I decided to against taking Jim's gun, shooting you in the face when we first met, dismembering you, skinning you alive, turning your skin into leather, and then make you into a nice pair of shoes, Valeska. 

Selina: *mutters to herself silently* What a merry bunch we are... *to the both of them* I will find us shelter and resources, if YOU TWO try not to kill each other when I'm gone! 

Jeremiah: *smugingly* Oh please, we're not children...

Selina: *her eyes widen before she turns around, rolls her eyes and walks away* 

*Once Selina is gone*

Bruce: Eat shit and die...

Jeremiah: *raises both middle fingers at them* Yeah, fuck you too then...

*After a while, they both laugh it off*

A/N: Did you get the reference???

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