Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #54 (ft. Selina Kyle)

*Bruce is seen sitting on a stool on stage playing a guitar, with 514A and Ed on either side of him, playing the violin and piano respectively* 

[italics = singing]

Bruce: I know I can't take one more step towards you, 'Cause all that's waiting is regret, And don't you know I'm not you're ghost anymore, You lost the love I loved the most. I learned to live half alive, and now you want me one more time. And who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart? You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, so don't come back for me, don't come back at all~! 

*514A joins in as back up vocals* 

Bruce & 514A: *in unison* Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart? You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, so don't come back for me, don't come back at all~! Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? 

*The song ends, Ed stands up and walks to join Bruce and 514A; The trio bow as the audience claps; Jeremiah is in the crowd among them* 

Jeremiah: *clapping cheerfully w/ a tearful, yet loving smile; to himself, silently*(TTUTT) That was beautiful! Bruce has such a beautiful singing voice. Like an angel, my angel. Although, I didn't appreciate Ed being there too, especially since he was the one who stabbed me in the knee with a paint brush, but that did not deter the performance's beauty in the slightest imo. Anyway, I wonder why he chose that song. It seems so sad. Did Selina break up with him? That must be why... Better go confront her about it. Oh boy, finally! Bruce will be mine... 

Later...

*Jeremiah angrily walks up to Selina with his fists clenched, fanning anger* 

Jeremiah: YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! HOW DARE YOU BREAK UP WITH BRUCE AND BREAK HIS HEART!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT, YOUNG LADY!!! HE SHOULD MEAN A LOT TO YOU!!! BUT I GUESS YOU PROVED ME WRONG!!! YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!!! I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE THE UGLIEST SLUT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND ARE NOT WORTHY FOR THE FAIR PRINCE'S AFFECTIONS!!! SO CHALLENGE ME ALL YOU WANT TO A DUEL FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE, I WILL ALWAYS WIN IN THE END!!! I'M MORE NICER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!! I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHY BRUCE ALWAYS PICKS THE GIRLS, WHO ONLY BREAK HIS HEART IN THE END, AND HIS DAMNED CLONE, OVER ME, THE ALPHA WHO GENUINELY CARES!!! I HOPE THAT YOU END UP DEAD IF YOU 3 CONTINUE DATING!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF SLUTS LIKE YOU THAT THE WORLD CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! KILL YOURSELF!!! I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT BRUCE IS ANYTHING BUT GAY!!! FUCK YOU!!! *gives her the finger* 

Selina: *is not intimidated or interested in the slightest, but is in fact bored and wishes that Jeremiah would just shut up with his ranting about Bruce* Uhhh, wtf? 

Bruce: *appears in the room with 514A* You know, that song isn't about her, Jeremiah... It was about you... and the many times you broke my heart... So could you please just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN ZEUS-DAMNED BUSINESS?! 

Jeremiah: *turns to him in shock* BUT I'M THE PERFECT MATE!!! I'M EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD COME TO UNDERSTAND YOU WANT!!! 

514A: Normal human beings would never use that word in that type of context... 

Jeremiah: *turns to him* OH WHAT! "WANT"?!

Selina: No, he's talking about the fact that you said "mate". The way you just said it is very inappropriate and disgusting. 

Jeremiah: But what else am I supposed to call myself besides that?! 

Selina: Oh, Idk. Maybe USE ANY WORD BUT "MATE"?! 

Jeremiah: O_O *is permanently silenced* 

Bruce: That's right because only a few countries use it when referring to someone they call a friend. 

A/N: And another song-based skit. The last one also had singing as well as one of the first ones I posted. Might as well turn this into a musical. Also, the song in this skit is "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri. I do not own this song.