Mini Skit #75

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*basically Bruce post-season 4*

Bruce: Now, this is the part where like most people, like 99% of people would resort to doing this. *grabs all of Jeremiah's stuff, some gasoline, and rushes over to Gotham Central Plaza, where he dumps it all in the center, but not before he blows up all of Jeremiah's hideouts and dens; He then pours gasoline all over the pile before igniting it with a lighter and shooting one bullet with Jeremiah's pistol before also dumping that into the blaze too; while holding a cross* OUT OF THIS CITY!!! OUT OF THIS CITY!!! 

514A: *while dressed as a shaman and holding a cigar, that's currently producing smoke; in a raspy voice* Spirits begone from this city... 

Bruce & 514A: *both then proceed to do various exorcisms until the pile is reduced to ashes and it rains, causing the fire to die down* 

514A: *while picking up a handful of the ashes before pouring them back down gently* Jeez, with this amount of blazing destruction that we've created, it's enough to make Skynet jealous. 

Bruce: Eh, fair point. 

*The Wildes pass by and 514A and Bruce turn to them* 

Bruce: *calls to them* OH! AND BY THE WAY, YOUR ADOPTED SON'S A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!

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