Bruce: You know what I think? Cutting out the concept of having a nemesis out of my life would be like getting an essential organ removed out of my body. There's a slim chance that I might survive but I might inevitably get an infection because of it and die a slow and painful death. And I would live with it, ironically.
Jeremiah: *silently offended* Well, maybe think about how you shouldn't be cutting me out of your life then???
Bruce: *waves hand dismissively* Nah. I'd rather go through the slow and painful death. Because then, I'd get to savor the last few moments of my life and also give each and everyone I know, and I do mean EVERYONE, which doesn't include you, or Ecco, or Nyssa, or Bane, Or Jervis, or Silver, or Ra's, or Jerome, or even anyone who is an al Ghul, family or not, or your cult, or your brother's cult, a kiss on the neck before I die. And I also be able to get away from you by crossing to the other side by traveling down the river Styx to reach Hades on the other side.
Ed: That's a very sensual and specific part of the body that you'd want to kiss before you die.
514A: Would that also involve you puking up blood?
Bruce: *nods* Mmm-hmm. Yes.
514A: *breathes out* Wow.
Hal: Is this your half-assed way of saying you'd rather die than be Jeremiah's boyfriend?
Jeremiah: *offended* WHAT?!?!?!
Bruce: Yes.
Jeremiah: *offended* Bruce!
Oswald: *while gesturing to Jeremiah* Could someone please get rid of the one angry man over there?
Bruce: Gladly. *fuses with 514A to create Brives*
Brives: *uppercuts Jeremiah so hard it sends him flying really far away*
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Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS
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