*Jerome and Jeremiah went to Brazil, chaos ensued, and Bruce and 514A found out*
Bruce: *calls them frustrated* What did you do?
514A: *listens in while standing next to him*
Jerome: *from the other end* Alright. But ya can't be mad at me or 'Miah.
Bruce: *in a slightly calmer tone* What. did. you. do?
Jerome: Well, first off, we were simply just minding our own business- *gets cut off by 514A*
514A: *slams his fist on the desk as he cuts him off* BULLSHIT!!!
Jerome: *whines* WE WEEEEEERE!!!
514A: And what exactly did you do while you were "minding your own business"???
Jerome: *defensively* Well, we were just chillin' in our rooms like the ballas that we are! When suddenly, some schmucks came into our room!
*Flaaaaaashbaaaaaack*
*A gang of soldiers break into the room*
Jerome: One of them yelled out-
Soldier: Get down on your knees!
Jerome: And then I said, "I'm not your mom last night!" *back to the present* And they took exception to that. So then, I proceeded to kill all of them, except one.
Bruce: What happened to the last one?
*Back to the flashback*
Soldier: *whimpers in fear*
Jerome: *shoots him* Pussed out like a bitch! And the good thing is I can cancel my room service!
Sometime later...
*Jerome and Jeremiah can be heard slurping on the blood of the dead bodies in the room over the phone on Bruce's end*
Jerome: *while slurping and with a mouthful* You've been like really quiet for like the past 5 minutes... *he realizes why* Oh I know why you're angry! It's because 'Miah and I went to Brazil and didn't think about bringin' you and your boyfriend and girlfriend along, isn't it???
Bruce: *calmly* Jerome, put your brother on the phone right now.
Jerome: You want to talk to- *he trails off before continuing* Ok!
*indistinctive chatter can be heard as Jerome hands the phone to his brother; Jeremiah begins to talk*
Jeremiah: Hello, lovely Bruce.
Bruce: Listen to me, Jeremiah, make sure that you and- *Jeremiah cuts him off*
Jeremiah: I hate to tell you this, dear, but my brother and I have already left the room.
Bruce & 514A: *cry out in pain and frustration* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A/N: Another mini skit and still no questions... Am I being a little too desperate or entitled or something along those lines??? But anyway, if you can't tell, I have been watching a lot of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged lately. And it's really hilarious.
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