Mini Skit #56 (ft. Selina Kyle)

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*If 514A was season 4* 

*WARNING: BLOOD/GORE*

Selina: Well, you proved him wrong. 

Jeremiah: *walks on in like he owns the place* To be fair... The day's not over yet. *gets ready to shoot Selina but is unexpectedly attacked from behind* 

514A: *attacks him by hitting him over the head with a skillet* BEGONE, THOT!!! 

Jeremiah: *turns around in shock with a hand over his head* 

514A: *kicks him in the groin* 

Jeremiah: *groans and doubles over as he collapses to his knees in pain* 

514A: *swiftly back-handles him and punches him in between the eyes* 

Jeremiah: *screams in pain but swiftly gets up and tries to punch 514A* WHY YOU LITTLE-!!! 

514A: *hits him again over the head with a skillet* 

Jeremiah: *gets sent flying in a circle like it's Mortal Kombat; his painful groan even echoes 3 times; he hits the ground with a loud thud; he lies there motionless and sprawled out staring at the ceiling as blood leaks out from the corners of his lips and pools around the upper half of his body*  

514A: *walks over to his body and stamps on Jeremiah's rib cage with one foot once; a sickening crack can be heard; breaathes tiredly as he tries to regain his breath* 

Bruce & Selina: *stare in shock at what just happened* O0O 

514A: Bruce, you really need to get better security. While I was on my way here, I saw him waltz into the manor like he owned the place. 

Bruce: I understand but... *he trails off before continuing* ...wh-where did you learn how to fight like that??? 

514A: *with a knowing smirk* Remind me who created me again... 

Bruce: *tiredly and boredly* The Court of Owls... 

514A: Exactly. 

Selina: *while gesturing to Jeremiah* What do we do with him? 

514A: We'll bury him alive. Get the biggest box you have, some shovels, and a ladder. We're going to a graveyard to bury him 6 feet deep, like everyone else. Criminals are often times buried with an unmarked grave, but since we don't have a big enough rock to act as a grave stone, it'll be even better without one. We'll bury him next to Jerome's grave, sort of as a fuck you to him. 

Later... 

*A coffin-sized, carefully-reburied plot of land can be seen next to Jerome's grave, as it meant to represent, like 514A said before, a "final fuck you" to Jeremiah*  

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