Italics = singing
*an alternate take on the series finale if Ecco survived*
Ed: *while playing a piano; to Oswald* Hey did you hear that ever since Ecco survived, her and Jeremiah have been hanging out again?
Oswald: *cheerfully* I sure did!
Ed: Why do think that is?
Oswald: Could be true love maybe?
Ed: Well- *gets cut off*
Selim: *cuts him off by abruptly showing up beside him* FUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO, BABYYYYY~!
Ed: Jeremiah's attempted murder made them too many problems!
Selim: *silently mouths the words Ed sings before he raises up both arms in an exaggerated manner; whispers* Issues... *puts them down*
Ed: And Jeremiah can have all his jokes.
Selim: *in sync with Ed; whispers* Jokes...
Ed: And Ecco can buy some new tits.
Selim: *in sync with Ed while pulling up his shirt; whispers slightly louder* TITS...
Ed: *while Selim walks away from him* Their relationship took a huge hit.
*Behind Ed are (from left to right:) Hal, Bruce, 514A, Selina, Selim, Barry, Claire, and Edd Gold as the backup vocal choir, who are swaying along from side to side to the song, with their arms around each other's shoulders, while singing in unison*
Ed, Hal, Bruce, 514A, Selina, Selim, Barry, Claire, and Edd: Their gonna get married, we can call it! The only thing screwed is their mindsets! Running around Gotham causing chaos! Their relationship had no gains only losses! Because they're both so so fucking nuts! *The choir briefly separate from each other before coming back together* So so so fucking nuts! So so so fucking nuts! *When Selim raises up both of his arms again, it accidentally hits 514A in the eye*
514A: *places a hand over his eye* AH FUCK! MY EYE!
Ed, Hal, Bruce, 514A, Selina, Selim, Barry, Claire, and Edd: *practically shouting the lyrics* SO SO SO FUCKING NUTS! So so so fucking nuts! So so so fucking nuts! *Their singing quickly dissolves into laughter while singing as 514A collapses which causes them to all go down; Oswald also joins in the laughter* SO SO SO MOTHERFUCKING NUTS!
A/N: I'm back from my hiatus! The reason why I didn't tell you was all because I was trying to come up with new ideas for new mini skits! Plus, I was busy with life in general, so I'm fresh out (-_-'). This very mini skit was based on one of David Dobrik's vlogs (450). You guys can fill up this awkward spot with your questions, so ask many of them so I can something to do!
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