Bruce: Then, I'll just tell the whole world that my ex-best friend Jeremiah Valeska is actually the Joker!!!
Jeremiah: *offended* You're not that evil...
Bruce: *walks up to a window, opens it and sticks his entire upper body out* PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, LISTEN UP! JEREMIAH VALESKA IS ACTUALLY J- *gets cut off as Jeremiah roughly forces the window down onto Bruce's spine; causing him to cry out in pain* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HUFEAGHUHAUIVHREAUYHAUVGEYAGYVAUGCYAUWGUVCIAHUWOFAGYFVRGKEAHFURILVHUILSHHUAL!!! AAAHHH, MY SPINE!!! *gets pulled back in by Jeremiah*
Jeremiah: You can't tell anyone I'm the Joker! You'll ruin everything! If you do, I'll tell them you're Batman!
Bruce: Fine!
Many years later...
Jeremiah: *sticks his upper body out the same window from earlier* You hear that, Gotham?! The Joker's time has come- *gets cut off as he breaks the window by falling through it* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Bruce: *notices while holding a bag of chips; calls out* So, you're project's about gravity? *eats a potato chip*
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Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS
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