*How 514A got into a 3-some with Bruce and Selina*
*Bruce & Selina are just minding their own business when suddenly 514A bursts onto the scene*
514A: *while blushing* Hush, hush, hush, Blush, blush, blush. *pulls out a megaphone and speaks into it* You both are now my big fat crushes! *puts it away* I'm single as I can be. You're both single, perfect for me. I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me. *holds up one finger* Reason number one - I'm super hot. *while pointing to both of the Valeska twins, who are standing on either side away from him with his thumbs* Reason number two - they're super not.
Jeremiah and Jerome: *both overhear this; outraged and in unison* HEY!
514A: *gestures to himself* Reason number three - I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot. Boi, check my resume. *holds up a resume that has "Thomas' resume" written on it* You want a background check, okay. *hands said resume to Bruce and Selina, who open it up and look inside & 514A points to a spot for them to look at* First name hot, and last name bitch.Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch.
*The scene changes to 514A wearing a sweatshirt that says "Valeyne and Wayleska forever". As he continues to rap, he rips it off revealing another sweatshirt with BrucexSelinax514A forever written on it*
514A: You think I'm trash? Hell no, I'm class. *while walking seductively towards Bruce and Selina* And I got a big fat ass. And all I gotta say is... *collapses against both of their chests and hugs them both* Please date me because I'm single. S-I-N-G-L-E, love me. And hug me, and touch me. And, well, fuck me.
Bruce and Selina: *both blush upon hearing this*
Bruce: *nervously while petting 514A's hair* You know, Fives. If you really wanted that date, you could've just asked.
Selina: Yeah, I like the fact that you roasted the Valeska twins though too.
A/N: This is NOT a diss to anybody who ships Jerome x Bruce or Jeremiah x Bruce. I love you guys. This was just a joke.
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