Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #88 (ft. everyone both inside and outside of Gotham)

Jeremiah: *lecturing everyone on why Bruce is the sexiest man alive, how he is the one true god and king of Gotham, and why everyone else sucks like he's the next Don Quixote; just being a generally entitled psycho nut job overall* 

Everyone: *groans and complains; rolls their eyes knowing he's at it again*

*Just then the doors are kicked open and broken down as Bruce and 514A enter, riding said broken door like it's a surf board into the room; both are holding megaphones* 

Bruce and 514A: *both hop off and go stand on either side of Jeremiah* 

Jeremiah: *blushes and smirks proudly at the annoyed audience* 

Bruce and 514A: *both raise up their megaphones and yell into them in unison* OK GINGER!!! 

Everyone: *burst out laughing and cheer* 

 Jeremiah: *screams in agony from the pain in his ears; retreats from the room while wincing in agony* 

Bruce: Everyone, Fives and I have 2 announcements to make. One, we're both engaged to each other and Selina is also engaged to the both of us too. *Selina runs to join them as he says this*

Everyone: *cheers at the news before Bruce makes a gentle gesture for them to quiet down* 

514A: And two, for future reference and for every time either Jeremiah or Jerome or both bring us up in any conversations we may or may not be involved in, yell "ok ginger" to their faces. 

Much later... 

Oswald: Oh my gods, I'm so happy for you! *runs up to hug Bruce giddily and giggles while 514A and Ed shake hands and Claire hugs Selina; pulls away* So when's the wedding? 

Ed: *also giddily* And can we be your best men??? 

Bruce: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there, guys? There will be plenty of time to get that sorted out later. 

Meanwhile... 

*Jeremiah is seen skulking* 

Jeremiah: Those damn bastards... They've double-crossed me for the last time. *he punches the wall, leaving a small crater in its place* Those little shits are no good for anyone. They'll fucking pay for double crossing me and humiliating me. Nobody double crosses me first! Because I'm Jeremiah Valeska! *he cackles wickedly into the night*