Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #47

*post-S5 Ep7 Ace Chemicals*

Jeremiah: *barges into the room in a fit of anger* DAMN IT, BRUCE!!! YOU RUINED MY HANDSOME LOOKS THAT I SPENT A LABOROUS AMOUNT OF TIME AND TOOK SEVERAL STABS FROM YOUR SLUTTY PROSTITUTE OF A GIRLFRIEND TRYING TO MAINTAIN FOR YOU!!! I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HURTING ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!!!

Bruce: *looks him square in the eye and in a smug tone* I don't think I can ever forgive you for trying to kill Selina... 

Jeremiah: *realizes that Bruce won the argument and internally deflates* Ok... *walks away in a depressed manner* 

*'You Bitch' by Voltaire plays in the background* 

Ed: Wow. 

Oswald: You don't even try when it comes to winning arguments against him. 

Ed: It's like he surrenders immediately around you. For us, it's so hard that we give up after he rambles on and on for like the 100th time. We both start to lose track of what he's saying immediately after you're brought up. And we don't even hear the rest of the shit he says after. 

Oswald: Or you just make really convincing arguments that he knows are true. Mostly because he thinks you're his soulmate, therefore based on that logic, you know everything about him. Sooo... 

Ed & Oswald: *in unison* Howdoyoureallydoitandcanyoupleaseteachittous??? 

Bruce: Maybe.