*Bruce and Kate walk on separate sides of a railroad station. They continue to do this until they spot each other*
Bruce & Kate: *both gasp in surprise and then run towards each other*
Kate: Bruce!
Bruce: Kate!
*They embrace*
Bruce: How are you? It's been so long!
Kate: You haven't changed a bit! *while cupping his face with both hands* And yet, you've grown up so fast!
Jeremiah: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! *record scratch* Whoa. Whoa. *walks up to them in a brisk pace and stops in between* Who is this thot and why is she interacting with my man?
Kate: *snobbishly* I think the better question you should be asking yourself is, "Who the f*** are you?"
Jeremiah: *snobbishly* Who the f*** are you?
Kate: I asked you first.
Jeremiah: I asked you second.
Bruce: Jeremiah, first off, How dare you? Second off, she is not a thot, she is my cousin. Third, she is a lesbian. And fourth, we have never established that we are dating!
Jeremiah: *turns to him* Oh. False alarm.
Bruce: *threateningly* If you hurt her, like you hurt Selina, so help me, I will- *gets cut off*
Jeremiah: *interrupts him and hugs Kate from the side* And what a lovely cousin she is. She will make a great cousin-in-law.
Kate: *breaks away and her and Bruce walk away from him, leaving Jeremiah alone* Bruce, who is this guy? And why does he keep prattling on about how he is your boyfriend?
Bruce: Oh, him? Well, it's a long story. But as for who he is, that's the resident terrorist and weirdo in this city Jeremiah Valeska.
Kate: Wait! That's him?! The one that you told me about in your letters?! The one that caused No Man's Land?!
Bruce: Yeah... He's basically a fusion between the incel and the soulless redhead stereotypes... But if they both were put on steroids...
Kate: *disgusted* Eaugh... Then, I definitely do not want someone like that *gestures to Jeremiah* as my future cousin-in-law. I'd rather prefer that clone of yours that you told me about in your letters. And that girl you know. What was her name again? *she ponders this for a moment* Samantha? Sasha? Selma?
Bruce: It's Selina.
Kate: *snaps her fingers* Oh right.
Bruce: Anyway, let's change the topic. What are you doing here in the city?
Kate: Oh, I just came here to visit my girlfriend for a few days.
Bruce: Oooh, who's the lucky lady?
Kate: Renee Montoya.
Bruce: *wolf whistles* Go get her. *chuckles*
Kate: Oh shush.
Bruce: Anyway, want to go to my manor? You could spend a few nights there. Plus, I'll introduce you to Five in person.
Kate: That's sounds good actually. I have been looking for a place to stay throughout my visit to this side of Gotham.
*They both get inside the car, Bruce drives them both to the manor*
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Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS
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