Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #61 (ft. Hal Jordan as Green Lantern)

*If Jeremiah tried to cook something for Bruce... And Hal is somehow involved...* 

TRIGGER WARNING: IMPLIED VOMITING!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! READER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED, ESPECIALLY FOR ANYONE WHO IS AN EMETOPHOBE READING THIS!!!

Jeremiah: Add bacon and- *gets cut off* 

Hal: *cuts him off* Uhh, I'm not finished. Let's get started. 

Jeremiah: *tries to talk over Hal* Well grab the toaster- *gets cut off again* 

Hal: *as he tries to talk* First off you- *cuts Jeremiah off again* Oh my gods, can you let me do what I need to do and shut your Bruce Wayne loving mouth for more than 10 seconds?! Is that too much to ask?! 

Later... 

*Hal is seen on the porch of Wayne Manor; looking noticeably pale and nauseous* 

Hal: *knocks on the door before he waits patiently while sweating* 

Bruce: *answers it* Yeah, what's up? 

Hal: *while trying not to gag and stuttering nervously; while holding the "food" that him and Jeremiah tried to make with both hands* H-Happy holidays, Bruce. H-Here's something Jeremiah and I- *gags* 

Bruce: (-_-') Did you and Jeremiah try to cook something in the kitchen? 

Hal: *stutters* N-N-N-Ngh... Yeah. And we ended up getting into a huge argument many times while cooking. Needless to say, I think we can both agree that he is a shitty cook. 

Bruce: *winces* Soooo... what was... *gestures to the "food" in Hal's hands* THAT supposed to be anyway?  

Hal: I think it was supposed to be some kind of cake... or a meat pie, uhhh... I don't really know. All I know is that I nearly died while trying to deliver this to you. And by died, I mean nearly fainted from the horrible smell. He used really weird ingredients, which... I think... were either... *gags* ingredients past their expiration date... or... something else. *gags* Also, would you believe me if I said that he put some of his hair in there too? He also added a strange white liquid, that I thought was milk, but when I asked him about it, I got no response. Thinking back to then, *grimly* I guess it was something else.

Bruce: What? 

Hal: Yeah. *gags*

Bruce: Are you ok? 

Hal: Yeah. Just... *nearly throws up on the stop, but before he does so, he slaps a hand over his mouth to prevent himself from throwing up right then and there on the spot* 

Bruce: No. No! Not on the porch! Come on, let's get you to my bathroom! *immediately rushes him inside*