Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #9 (ft. Selina Kyle)

514A: *walks in dressed as Jeremiah and spots Bruce and Selina sitting together* Oh whoa! Is that my darling Bruce Wayne? And who's that sitting next to him? *Bruce and Selina turn around and see him; they both smile and try not to laugh at what Five is wearing; insert over dramatic gasp* It is not I?! The oh-so fabulous and totally smarter than everyone else Jeremiah Valeska?! I know what I'm gonna do! *whips out a water gun and sprays both Selina and Bruce* I'm gonna shoot the bitch for kissing my love!!! 

Bruce and Selina: *laugh and try to defend themselves from the unexpected attack*

*During this, Five pecks Bruce on the cheek*

Later...

514A: *guiltily* Just so you know, I wasn't making fun of the fact that you got shot. I was making fun of how stupid and over-dramatic Jeremiah really is. You know, if someone makes a boastful claim like how they think they're smarter than everyone else, then chances are they really aren't what they say they are. 

Bruce: It's ok, Five. We understand. It was actually kind of hilarious. *chuckles* I mean, you got his whole outfit and overall aesthetic spot on. I commend you for that. 

514A: Thanks :). Although, I couldn't find any contacts that would make my eyes look grey. 

Bruce: Oh that's ok. You still did a good job, though. But why did you have to peck me on the cheek? 

514A: Because I don't want you to catch any insanity gas-based acne. Because what's worse than acne caused by a clogged pore? Insanity gas-based acne, of course! Jeremiah already looks like he has an awful mix of syphilis and acne. Plus, you could end up catching his crazy. 

Bruce, Selina, & 514A: *all laugh in unison at that* 

Jeremiah: *glares at the 3 of them from another corner afar from them but mostly at 514A angrily at the fact that his darling's clone had the audacity to mock him; quietly to himself* You're going to pay for that, Five... You'll wish you were never born... *pulls out his gun* >:( He must have a death wish...