Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #33

Bruce: Hey. 

Jeremiah: Hi. 

Later... 

Jeremiah: *goes insane and becomes obsessed with Bruce* 

Bruce: *screams like a banshee* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *gets the f**k out of there* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!! SO MUCH NOPE!!! *reaches Ed and hugs him from behind* 

Ed: *notices* ?

Bruce: YOU'RE MY LAST SAVE AND GRACE! PROTECT ME!!! 

Ed: *confused* Wait wha-?! *turns and notices Jeremiah* You know what? I'm not even going to ask. *hugs Bruce back* 

A/N: It's official! Edward is officially the last nerd in Gotham that didn't try to blow the city the Tartarus up and/or hurt/kill anybody Bruce knows and loves. Most of the people Bruce knows are people Ed is acquainted with as well (i.e. Selina and a few others). Jeremiah wouldn't really know this because he never does enough research and doesn't want to waste his time with details he deems to be "useless". Face it, Gotham's just one of those cities where everyone and their grandparents knows everyone. 

Although, you could argue and say Bruce could also turn to Victor Fries aka not-Zsasz aka Dr. Freeze for help, but I have a feeling that he would only just give him... *puts on shades like David Caruso in a CSI Miami episode* ...The cold shoulder. *Insert "YEAAAAAAAH!!!" here* He would leave him in the dark and at Jeremiah's mercy. It's not like he'd do anything for him, like how their counterparts in the comics do. I mean, he, like Ra's, killed one of Bruce's friends that he had just met. Spoilers btw. And he also worked for Jerome in Jerome's plan to spread madness across Gotham and kill his brother and Bruce.